Has Anyone Else Realized That Their Favorite Characters Are Usually The Black Haired Badasses?

I feel like people who defend Carson forgot some things. Like, even the content creators who give 0 shits about media, fucking dropped him. Not because of twitter but because Carson was a piece of fucking shit.

Carson is overall a bad person and if you support him then get the fuck off my blog you piece of shit.

Vroom

I'm Pansexual and I am pissed not pissed about being Pansexual but because someone ate all of my lemon bites.

Holy fuck people actually like my shit show, Huh.

Space Jam but literally

Imagine: Philza and Techno meet for the first time.

Techno is a human and doesn't really understand how hybrids work, especially birds like Phil.

One day, Phil tells him he just "has to meet his son".

They go to Phil's house.

Techno: Wow... He has... Your eyes...

Dude, So like Wilbur canonically fucked a salmon but nobody's talking Ph1Lza, because wilbur said his mum was a samsung smart fridge and Ph1Lza was his dad and that technically means Phil, Ph1La Minecraft, creator of minecraft fucked a Samsung Smart Fridge. /rp

If there is a will there if a way

Hey I know I'm late to this but. Guess you can say the reason callmecarsons hair left was because nothing aged well. Anyways bye!

Wake up lovejoy enthusiasts, the song titles for the newest ep just dropped.