I'm Pansexual And I Am Pissed Not Pissed About Being Pansexual But Because Someone Ate All Of My Lemon

You know the one moment when you want to get hit by Thomas the tank engine? Yeah, me too man.

CW// Callmecarson

If someone drew a fursona of Callmecarson. Guess you can say it wouldn't be a cat. Get it? Cause cats don't groom themselves?

Vroom

Imagine: Philza and Techno meet for the first time.

Techno is a human and doesn't really understand how hybrids work, especially birds like Phil.

One day, Phil tells him he just "has to meet his son".

They go to Phil's house.

Techno: Wow... He has... Your eyes...

Dude, So like Wilbur canonically fucked a salmon but nobody's talking Ph1Lza, because wilbur said his mum was a samsung smart fridge and Ph1Lza was his dad and that technically means Phil, Ph1La Minecraft, creator of minecraft fucked a Samsung Smart Fridge. /rp

Space Jam but literally

If there is a will there if a way

I feel like people who defend Carson forgot some things. Like, even the content creators who give 0 shits about media, fucking dropped him. Not because of twitter but because Carson was a piece of fucking shit.

Carson is overall a bad person and if you support him then get the fuck off my blog you piece of shit.

dsmp containment breaches masterlist:

the woman who named her rooster after badboyhalo and went viral on fox news

amazingphil reacting to ranboo and dream on youtube shorts

mckenna grace aka most famous child actress alive being a dnfer on main

the stucky instagram artist who posted a story like ‘fuck the dream smp except philza minecraft that one bee boy and his tall goth boyfriend’

jack manifold in his blue wig on the australian news

that tiktok guy who got told he looked like karl jacobs and replied with “please don’t say that”

someone on tumblr thinking a post abt c!wilbur being manipulative was about wilbur from charlotte’s web

tom simons rollercoaster vlog appearing on spanish tv

ranboo my beloved locket being projected on a billboard in times square

ted cruz wishing dream happy birthday because his daughters are dream stans

anthony mackie saying his kids care more about minecraft youtubers than the fact that he’s the falcon

the kpop stan who called georgenotfound their little meow meow

ben shapiro rting velvetiscake

“never underestimate someone that has trained under techno blade”