That's Why I'm So Sensitive About Sand. I Relate To Him So Much It Hurts. He's A Person Who Has Learned

every fucking year we get another "no seriously tumblr is dying for REAL this time" scare and at this point i'm just taking an exhausted drag of a cigarette and staring out the window knowing damn well you are not even going to get me looking at another social media platform until either every last one of my beloved mutuals jumps ship to the same alternative or i log on here one day and there are actually red flashing lights all over my dash and an alarm blaring and a robotic voice telling me This Site Will Self Destruct In 24 Hours

If AM by Arctic Monkeys is the soundtrack to your crush, you know you're in deep you've dreamt about them nearly every night this week

Nothing brings me more joy than the fact that there's this new generation of young, mainstream British comedians that discuss misogyny, homophobia, racism, mental health and transphobia so casually and openly. Just by normalizing "pc comedy" they're attracting thousands of young, progressive fans and creating a community i didn't know i needed :')

When Aziraphale was talking about inhabiting Crowley's body and that they would probably explode I was like

Ooooooh too many details guys. You do what you do in your bedroom, don't need to hear it

Excuse me, if they don't put every single innuendo Jesper makes at Wylan in the show, i might just start to throw hands...

iconic moments that Must end up in the show:

“i. should. let. you. die”

jogs the liver

“i’m right here, father” (”has he been taking lessons from nina?” “maybe he’s a natural”)

“have a long trip down”

jesper’s oil presentation

kaz + puppies

…

So true

Sorry

This is what I saw on my way home from school. I don't know why but this makes me so happy.

Listen, but like Only Friends is wild because of how much it's established in just a single episode.

Mew is a virgin, Boston is dickmatized by Top, Ray is a poor little meow meow slowly baiting Sand into spite-fucking him, Sand needs a nap, Top is the Brian Kinney of this universe, Mew is a more strategically gifted Justin Taylor, Nick's a man of action, Cheum just wants to dance, and Drake is just out here gettin' some D from Boston, because, ladies and gentlemen, we are finally in that kind of show.

Ain't no yaoi or yuri here folks. They're here, they're queer, and they know how to get it. Especially Nick, like where's the number to the garage that'll get me that kind of bodywork?

Also I don't know whose idea the 90's glossy whore aesthetic was, but bless them.

dear apparently extant people who are calling Aziraphale and Crowley queerbaiting:

If one of them had been a woman, there would be no question from ANYONE that they’re in love

there is not a single solitary “no homo” moment - p much every instance of queerbaiting will have at least one

ok so they didn’t kiss?  like… this wasn’t a ROMANTIC COMEDY, y’all, the romance was a subplot and a very pointedly done one.  They added OODLES of content between the two of them that wasn’t in the books, that - if it were, again, a straight couple - would be heralded as “clearly the development of a romance”, and on top of that why do angels and demons have to be sexual to be romantic?  Like, fuck off with that.

just because they call each other “best friends” does not mean their relationship is 100% platonic holy shit your idea of relationships is actually scaring me, my wife is my Best Fucking Friend, and yeah sure I would call her my wife before calling her my best friend, but I also haven’t spent 6,000 years pretending to everyone but her that I wasn’t even FRIENDS with her, let alone in love with her, so maybe you can take into consideration the fact that acknowledging the friendship was just as - if not moreso - important as the fact they’re in love, given context?

I just.

What the fuck show did you WATCH????

Guys we finally got what we wanted and we're not talking about it enough

I'm seeing people talk about dream female Only Friends cast and now I cannot stop thinking about my perfect Ray and Sand: Pat Chayanit and Fah Yongwaree.

(x)(x)

I just know Pat can do both Ray's annoying, rich boy vibes and also all the emotional nuance and depth.

(x)(x)

And I'm picturing Fah in a look similar to Jean from The Warp Effect, I think she would make a perfect Sand.

(x)(x)

We already know they work well together and have a nice chemistry.

And I know they can also pull off the heartwrenching and emotional scenes.

(x)(x)