That Being Said, I Still Watched The Fuck Out Of All Those Rwrb Edits

So basically Ariana Grande lowkey quoted Ceasar in "Seven Rings" and nobody noticed

"I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it" is the modern version of "Veni, Vedi, Vici"(that is translated like "I saw, I came, I conquered") . Try to change my mind

Marry Poppins Crowley am I right?

Remember when Marina and the Diamonds said : "I wish I wasn't such a narcissist

I wish I didn't really kiss the mirror when I’m on my own

Oh God, I’m gonna die alone

Adolescence didn’t make sense

A little loss of innocence

The ugly years of being a fool

Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?"

Yeah... I felt that. Really wish I were a teen idle

Hufflepuff: the internet is great because it fulfills my constant need to be alone while recieving attention from people at the same time

Oh god did JK Rowling R E A L L Y create a fictional race of slaves that actually liked being slaves and - oh my- took it as a personal attack when you tried to tell them about the unfairness of the situation?

Good god.

What I do most of the time when I go on tumblr

Nobody:

Boyle: It's Nikolaj!!!

Sorry, right number

Is how I'm gonna reply to anyone who picks up the phone when I call them and then immediately hang up

Update: cutting wood is so fucking satisfying

Can somebody please tell me why the fuck my tumblr recommends stay the same for 7 days straight?