Update: Cutting Wood Is So Fucking Satisfying

I don't expect anybody to reply really, but let it be on my blog just in case

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

Do you ever fall in love with someone get really hurt get your heart broken then turn off your ability to fall for somebody so you won't get hurt anymore then some person shows interest in you and you start texting and then they reply later then usually and you start stressing out even though you don't have a crush on them and you hate yourself even more?

CAUSE IT SURE HAPPENED TO ME

I'll never love any man more than I love Daniel Sloss and his incredible comedy and intelligence

Seriously, I can't stress this enough - go and fucking watch his latest show (and previous ones).

All those times I fucked up saying my fast-food order come to haunt me at night

Oh, look, it’s Henry Winter.

My daily dose of french

Discourir de/sur - to talk about

Pérorer - to yak on about smth

Sacrer - to crown, enthrone

Redresser - to straighten up, to stand up straight

Démêler - to sort out, untangle

Exécrer - to loathe, hate

S’esquiver - to slip away

Se détromper - to be mistaken

Enjamber - to step over

S’engouffrer - to dive into/ rush into

Grouiller - to mill about

Triller - to trounce, slaughter

Se frotter - to cross swords with

Gonfler - to blow up, inflate

Maudire - to curse

Ébahir - to astonish, astound

Répandre - to spread

Bourdonner - to buzz, to hum

Arpenter - to survey

Regaillardir - to perk up

Détaler - to run away

Frémir - to tremble

Modre - to bite

Se fourner - to get mixed up in

Radoucir - to moderate, mellow

Mander - to summon, to send for

S’empresser de faire - to hurry to do

Trépasser - to pass away

Fendre - to split, chop

So the new tumblr print

Looks cheap doesn’t it?

Korean Vocabulary from The Uncanny Counter

Counter

카운터 - counter

악귀 - evil spirit, demon

영혼 - soul, spirit

하늘 - heaven, paradise

염력 - psychokinesis

코마 - coma

땅 - territory

힘 - power, energy

인력 - gravitation, (force of) gravity

캐치하다 - to catch

올라오다 - to ascend

지우다 - to erase (something from one’s mind)

Health

앰뷸런스 - ambulance

구급차 - ambulance

치료 - treatment, cure

고치다 - to cure, heal, treat

뼈 - bone

Politics / Business

정치 - politics

시민 - citizen

지지자 - supporter

상석자 - a superior official, a senior

의원 - member of a legislative body [assembly]

시장 - mayor

대통령 - president

위원회 - committee, commission

국회 - national assembly

법인 - a corporate body

이사회 - board of directors, directorate

계약 - contract

출마하다 - to run for office, to stand [come forward] as a candidate

대선 - presidential election

Police / Law Enforcement

살해 - killing, murder

살인 - murder, killing; homicide

사망하다 - to die, to pass away

숨진다 - to die, pass away

자살 - suicide

살인미수 - attempted murder

살인자 - murderer

연쇄 살인범 - a serial killer

사체 - corpse, (dead) body

부검 - autopsy, postmortem (examination)

혈흔 - bloodstain

총 - gun

참고인 - testifier

용의자 - suspect

피해자 - victim

검사관 - an examining officer

형사 - (police) detective

경위 - (police) lieutenant

서장 - head, chief

경찰 서장 - chief of a police station

증거 - evidence, proof

수배 - to be wanted (for)

지명수배하다 - to put somebody on the wanted list

사건 - case

영장 - warrant

감찰 - inspection

체포하다 - to arrest

감방 - prison, jail, lockup

People

여사 - Mrs, Ms, Madame

양아치  - bully, gangster

신인 - rookie

양반 - one’s husband

놈 - (informal) guy

새끼 - (informal) kid

걔 - a form of 얘 , short for 그 아이

쟤 - a form of 얘 , short for 저 아이

Verbs

건드리다 - to touch

박탈하다 - to deprive, to forfeit

훼손되다 - to be damaged, to be disfigured

발견되다 - to be discovered, to be found

인정하다 - to recognize, to concede

참다 - to suppress, to stifle

보내다 - to send

교사하다 - to be haughty and extravagant

고용하다 - to employ, to hire

풀다 - to relax, loosen up, unwind

소환하다 - to summon, to cite

Others

단계 - stage, phase, step

유산 - legacy

정체 - identity

부지 - site, (a plot of) land

계획 - plan (for), program

저수지 - reservoir

복수 - revenge

경고 - warning (of/against), caution

이의 - objection (to)

자격 - qualification, right (to do)

충동 - impulse

심하게다 - severe, violent, harsh

구세주 - lifesaver, saviour

연기 - smoke

직접 - personally, in person, firsthand

경이롭다  - wonderful, marvelous, miraculous

Ravenclaw: Yeah, I have this test tomorrow, but why study if you can just spend 13 hours learning how to play the mandoline

Same Ravenclaw the next day, having got an F for the test: Well, shit happens

Same Ravenclaw: *plucking the strings of a mandoline*

“There’s a way of both not giving a fuck about what people think, but giving a fuck about PEOPLE.”

— Taliesin Jaffe / Talks Machina for Critical Role C2E26: Found & Lost