Oh, Look, It’s Henry Winter.

All those times I fucked up saying my fast-food order come to haunt me at night

The most Ravenclaw thing I have ever done is spending the whole night studing a subject that my friend casually brought up in the conversation because I wanted to prove that the point he had made was wrong. And when I finished digging and was confirmed that I was right, I was too tired to actually prove it to my friend and just forgot about the whole thing.

Have been listening to Hozier for five hours straight. Feeling heavenly, feeling blessed, feeling in love with this life.

I wish my life were a quick and aesthetically pleasing montage to a cool soundtrack

Like I want to live in a feel-good Hollywood movie not a fucking indie

Emma Stone must be a witch

Because she'd bewitched me

I WAS NOT READY FOR THE FIRST SEVEN MINUTES OF THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 2

THEY HAD NO RIGHT

I'M A BISEXUAL I'M IN DANGER

Parks and rec intro gives off The Sims build mode vibe am I right?

Because you haven't lost hope yet

so like if I cannot draw for the life of me someone plz explain why I attempt to do a bullet journal every year knowing with 100% certainty that I’m too much of a perfectionist to follow through

People who put the tag #drwho on the posts about Good Omens

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME. PLEASE STOP

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny