Shut The Fuck Up, Birds!

This is the best piece of Tumblr writing hands down

My favourite, favourite, favourite thing in The Heart Killers is watching Fadel watching Style. Fadel is so far gone, he is so deeply, irreconcilably down the rabbit hole of love with this insane bubblegum pink ferret and the way he just watches him with a combination of confusion, fascination, anger and utter helplessness, either completely in denial of his feelings or, the other devastating option, guard completely down, a puddle of vulnerability watching this care bear on acid with tenderness and love and still that lingering fear and desperation, the way that all plays out on Fadel’s face is just wonderful.

And the kicker is while Fadel is going through this entire journey, you go wide screen to see what he’s seeing and it’s Style, the human equivalent of a runaway hamster in one of those plastic balls, rolling around in a crop top squawking. This. This is your man Fadel. This is your beloved. The court jester jingle jangling his bells and tap dancing. That’s him. That’s the source of your pain and confusion and lust and love and your peril and your desire and your hope and your future. Jingle jangle.

A love letter to sex education creators

So Sex Ed 2 was so great and wonderful and emotional and RIGHT

I love how they make everyone a real person, without resorting to stereotype characters. They show humanity in every one of them.

I love how they don't give you what you want right away. This show makes its characters grow and change.

I love how they show friendship and family relationships in all their complexity.

I love how they give me emotions and feelings without crushing my heart

I love how they give proper sex and love advice without being all preachy or pushy.

I love how with all its raunchiness the show is so heartwarming and wholesome

This show entertained me and made me feel happy. So thank you, creators of the show

Ps. The whole love-triangle thing you're trying to push between Isaac, Maeve and Otis is soo stupid. Everybody deserves a real personality and a storyline, even Isaac, why make him a paper cut-out guy-that-hampers-the-love-story-but-is-eventually-discarded?

Thank you to Sand for being my role model

He's someone I relate to very much and I see so much of my romantic tendencies in him

Only he does draw boundaries. He does have self-respect. He refuses to give up his integrity

Thank you so much maybe I do have a chance at a fulfilling relationship

I can't believe I didn't pick up on it in the first episode but Mew is such a proficient manipulator for someone so young and inexperienced. He likes having control, and I'm surprised Top is actually sticking around. He must be so sure of himself his confidence makes him blind to Mew's tricks. Either that or it makes the challenge more interesting and the conquest more gratifying for him, so he's just waiting to take the trophy home.

Here’s a playlist of my favorite Russian music for y’all who want to get a taste of another culture and try something new and beautiful

Do you remember that time when you could just...

touch your face in public and not fear death?

Yeah me neither

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and think to yourself: Jk Rowling really fucked up in the fourth book with the whole S. P. E. W. thing didn't she?

Like what did she even mean? It seams that all the characters in the book find Hermione's activism annoying and unnecessary,and we're never given another take on it, so we're supposed to think that it is in fact "sjw bullshit" and something to laugh at. And the argument all those characters use against what she stands for is that elves are supposed to be slaves and that they are actually happy to serve wizards, which sounds soooo sick, and nobody actually gives an argument against that?

And I know this part of the book can be served as a satire of the society's attitude towards activism but what it turns out to be in the end is mockery of said activism. The way the author decided to portray it is soo shallow and mean, like when Hermione "forced" elves to be free and made this fuss about her SPEW club...

Like hey JK, wtf did you want to say exactly??

Another episode of "I can't believe how stupid I am"

I clicked on "Community" on Amazon Prime Video and I clicked on the "repilot" and I thought it wad some meta-humour I was promised

But

I just

Started watching the show

From its last season

My dear god I'm dense

y'all it's really not that serious I've kissed my girlfriend countless times while she was crying cleaning off the snot is really not as important as keeping my princess happy

#glad they had joong clean the snot off his mouth before dunk kissed him sjkfkjkjfs

Oh my gosh your tags!! LMAO

no really tho bc like this is fadel's face two shots before style kisses him:

look at the snot running from his nose!! and on a rewatch i was like "oh no is poor dunk gonna have to kiss the snot? ewww"

but then this is the shot when style/dunk leans in:

all cleaned up!! what a relief!!

ive graduated from watching thai bl to watching korean and taiwanese bl which means no more softcore porn and more fluff and screaming over a closed lips kiss