Candy Canes Aren't Allowed In Prison.
Candy canes aren't allowed in prison.
They are contraband.
I searched this up.
It's true.
If you don't believe me go search it up for yourself.
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How many times do I have to investigate the tattoo parlor!?!?!?
The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.
Eggpire: we're going to kill you
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady
Eggpire: well sh*t.
Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*
Did that shadowy fucker STEAL MY BRAIN!?
@martuzzio for your space outlaw au (which I love by the way) you know our resident mumbo k jumbo. What would happen in a situation where he just sort of snaps. Would he live up to the k in his name? Because I feel like that would be terrifying to anyone who's on the receiving end of his wrath and the other hermit's who probably either haven't seen him angry or rarely do.
Can I collect my tears and put them in an IV bag.
Cuz it is saline.
If you light someone on fire is it arson or manslaughter?
I kinda figured out crochet! I don't really know what I'm doing but I successfully made three rows so it's not bad.
Update: How the heck do the ends work?
