How Many Times Do I Have To Investigate The Tattoo Parlor!?!?!?

You have no idea how much I want to make a 3D model of Cesar laying on the ground and make it a pen holder or a holder for the exacto knives/ scapels that we have in class.

Playing the calm and happy block game while listening to the rip and tear murder games OST is an interesting experience.

Do you ever just wake up gasping for air because you were having a dream where you in a swimming pool underwater and since you obviously can't breathe underwater you hold your breath in the dream and then accidentally suffocate yourself in real life.

Pansexual people don't come out of the closet we come out of the pantry.

I kinda figured out crochet! I don't really know what I'm doing but I successfully made three rows so it's not bad.

Update: How the heck do the ends work?

We're just a bunch of atom's that can think.

If you eat a vampire is it cannibalism?

They are basically undead humans with super powers.

Is the inverse the same?

So I recently started listening to the Magnus Archives and I got to the garbage man episode.

I was listening to it with my ear buds on and my friend was sitting next to me and as I got to the part with the teeth bag I paused it and asked my friend what they thought was in the bag after I provided some context and the description. They said ash, I said teeth I then unpaused it and I was right! So I very loudly exclaimed I was right! In a very enthusiastic manner and now I'm not sure which was weirder; me being right or me being happy that I was right.

WAIT HALLMARK MOVIES ARE MADE BY THE CARD COMPANY????

This whole time I thought that there was a director named Hallmark who was famous for making really bad Christmas movies and thus the name Hallmark movies.

I just remembered that when I was in elementary school learning multiplication and division me and my entire grade all collectively forgot how to add and subtract so we all had to be retaught how to do it.