Genuinely Think I Consume Too Much Gravity Falls Content. I Just Referred To Myself As “Stanley”

This miiiiight be a stretch, but. Hear me out.

In the Gravity Falls episode, Headhunters, when Grunkle Stan hosts a funeral for his wax figure, he’s mourning his brother, whom he didn’t think he would get back from the portal, but he’ll be damned if he stops trying. But he’s also mourning himself, and who he used to be. Think about it, he had to fake his own death and pretend to be Ford, only his mother, ‘Ford’(himself), and an FBI agent came to his funeral. No one else cared enough to come. So now, he has people who actually care about him. Hell, Mabel and Dipper went to avenge his wax figure, and he was so happy that they cared enough to do that. He actually has people who care about him, so he wants to see if they’d come to his funeral. He’s mourning his brother, but also who he used to be, and he has people to mourn with him now. He has a family.

Idk if any of that came out correctly, but y’all know what I’m getting at.

I’m sorry, why are people on TikTok so fucking against ShadowVanilla?? People are saying it’s a proship or that ShadowMilk is a p3do. What. They are both immortal and adults. Why are people not realizing that ShadowVanilla and BillFord are the same thing??? It’s incredibly toxic, yes, but not inappropriate in the ways that others think it is. I’m not a ShadowVanilla shipper personally, but I find the dynamic very interesting, and those who ship it aren’t bad people for shipping it. Fuck, man, leave people alone.

One day I wore a pair of brown (textured) sweatpants that are really comfy with a cozy sweater that has a rabbit on it and I took it off to reveal a fnaf security breach sun and moon shirt from hot topic and some person said “you are literally my autism personified” and I think that is the greatest compliment I have ever received

hey artist

if you have a brain that really likes creating stuff, like

like u REALLY just love to make stuff,

I want you to know something.

this is very, very important

• you do not need to make something every day to still be an artist, it's okay to relax and enjoy things other people have made

• even if you don't finish your projects, they are still valuable

• big number on social media is the most painful thing to pursue and it relies heavily on luck and does not determine your worth

• you need to make art that isn't up to your artistic standards before you'll have the skills to create art you can be truly proud of

• drink some water. it's not related to being an artist but I know you're dehydrated.

REBLOGGING BC I NEED TO SEE THIS EVERYDAY

cough age regressed stanley angst cough

so this is 100% not what you meant by this but for some reason i physically could not move on with my life until i made this comic so here

and then they made a blanket fort and everything was good the end :)

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

STANLEY PINES IS NOT DUMB. Stanley. Pines. Is. NOT. Dumb.

Listen to me; during the portal era, after Ford had been pushed in, Stanley fixed it. By himself. He had 1. ONE. Journal almost the entire time he was working on it. He didn’t know how to decipher the messages, he didn’t know about the blacklight messages. He had to learn insanely advanced and difficult math by TEACHING HIMSELF. He had to learn such advanced mathematics and other things by himself. Keep in mind, he cheated off of Ford in school. He was without the other two journals for thirty years. He rebuilt the portal by himself, with one journal, and no other knowledge on how to build it. He taught himself everything. He had it mostly finished before he got the two other journals. He is a fucking genius and no one can tell me otherwise.

Alex Hirsch it’s been nine months and three days(give or take). Alex Hirsch have you given birth yet? Alex Hirsch update us please.

I have noticed that the pope just died too. Is Bill the new pope? We need answers Hirsch.