Lol Just Took A 3 Hour Nap On The Kitchen Floor, And Now My Arm Is Numb.

Husk: blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Angel: God I wanna fuck him so bad.

I'm falling. I'll crash. I'll burn. I'll sleep.

I'm pathetic. I'm lying in bed, hugging the firmest pillow I have wishing it was someone else. Why bother, I'm not going to have it. I cannot show affection, I don't know how. No one's going to love me. Friends like me out of pity. I am a misfortune upon myself. Had I a gun, I wouldn't be writing this. I'm not lasting til 24, by my ways or hands. Placing my bet here.

Personally I love it for its depiction of "No one is perfect." Take stolas from the newest episode (spoilers if u haven't watched it), he yells about realizing that saving blitzø might not have been the best choice. Yet at the same time he would've been responsible for his death. Blitzø is so hopelessly drowned in angst that he can't possibly imagine a world where he is worth something, so he pushes away any chance of it. And boy oh boy, these two fuckers together have horrible communication. It's not a miscommunication so much as it is a misunderstanding, yet still my point stands. They are flawed and those flaws aren't just little quirks, they have effects that change their lives.

If I’m being 100% honest with myself, the reason I like Helluva Boss so much is because there’s demonology, mythology, Broadway actors, and… its portrayal of romantic relationships basically amounts to the idea that ‘love is pain’ and that resonates with me. While the swearing sometimes DOES make me want to bleach my ears and eyeballs, I can overlook it for the sake of two characters I’m emotionally invested in.

"Sunburn" by The Living Tombstone is so them coded im insane over it

Nah but the way that Helluva Boss has actually made me think about how I communicate with my loved ones and what kinds of unhealthy communication habits that I have

Cherri Bomb is Australian and it fits so goddamn well.

Not certain these clergy can do anything about cleansing my sins- ówò

Oi 2. The sequel that no one asked for 2. The sequel that doesn't need to exist.

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

Pet names <3333

Noooo

I don't wanna be sad

New theory on what happened to Bonnie that I came up with just now at work:

So, hopefully we can agree that it wasn't Monty. The claw marks couldn't be from him because he didn't have his claws until after Bonnie went missing. On top of that, it's stated that he regularly doesn't show up for performances. Why would he do that if he was so desperate to take Bonnie's place?

Near the start of the game, Vanessa tells Freddy that if he screws up again, he'll be replaced by Monty. So what if Bonnie was doing something management didn't like, and someone took it into their own hands to have him decommissioned, but make it look like an accident so that they wouldn't have to give a reason and let the secret get out.

Maybe folks were starting to catch on to the fact that the animatronics are sentient and capable of having feelings. Like love for example...

In the room behind Bonnie Bowl, you can see all the stuff that would have previously been in his dressing room before Monty took over, including fuck tons of Freddy merch. This includes a poster signed with "You and me forever and ever, love Freddy", which is covering a hole in the wall, a hidden tunnel directly to Fazer blast. Freddy also mentions that he doesn't go to Bonnie bowl anymore because of how much he misses him.

What if someone started to notice Freddy and Bonnie's feelings towards each other, and realised that if people found out the animatronics were capable of emotion, that would bring up a whole load of ethical dilemmas. They were more willing to get rid of Bonnie becuase Freddy is the face of the company, so whoever it was, they lured Bonnie into Gator golf to kill him because that way it could plausibly be an accident, or they could make it seem like Monty did it.