Would Never Argue With A Baddie. Whatever You Say Mommy.

Seo Moonjo in episode 8 is hilarious to me because the first thing you see him do in the show is kill the other dude for being impulsive but then he sees Jongwoo's boss talk down to him and he's like 'guess who's not going to see another day ^^' like bro the HYPOCRISY

fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you

Kurosawa accidentally finding out that Adachi has a praise kink and using it to his advantage.

Constantly complimenting him when he finished something at work by petting his head. Sliding his hand down to gently grip his nape as he lets Adachi know “How good” he’s beings for him.

Feeling pure exhilaration as he leaves Adachi a stuttering mess to go help a coworker.

Getting home late to find Adachi cleaning and calling him a “good boy” before giving his the deepest kiss he can before going to shower.

Sitting on the couch with his legs crossed and calling Adachi random names until he reacts in a certain way.

“Baby? Love? …Princess?”

Feeling like he won the lottery as he chases a visibly affected Adachi back into their room to use the new term in bed to make Adachi as embarrassed as he can because let’s be honest.

The man had a thing for humiliation.

Are we forgetting that Hannibal is branded.

I’m sorry. I know I was a little much when I said ‘I’d suck that man dry’ in the gc last night. 😔

Fanfics are insane because how the fuck does a cannibal maul at your neck and you’re hard, this man’s insane. Wdym you liked it, you were just on the edge of death fucking sicko.

But anyway, the fic is Until Death Do Us Unite by Amethystina on ao3. I’m going insane.

When a character pouts in retaliation of being told no and the other just goes,

“Stop that, you know what your doing. HEY, Fuck. Fine, take it.”

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Hannibal constantly mentions Will’s aftershave like we can't all see that Will hasn't shaved since the beginning of the show.