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I’m impressed! Your linework is much cleaner, with a more defined structure. Colors are blended well and I can tell you’ve thought about the lighting and shadow. I’m so excited to see what you do in the future!

Wanted to redraw some old art and see how much I improved so be my judge! How'd I do?

Art on left is 2-3 years old while art on right is recent

I have so many questions.

Does the author think boobs are like testicles, and they get all wrinkly and drawn in if it’s cold? Is sperm stored in the boob?

Do Madeline’s nipples also get droopy, like sad puppy dog eyes?

Speaking of puppies, can she wag her titties when she’s happy?

Does she have sad day bras and happy day bras? Did she throw out all her push-up bras and buy a Patton Oswalt album to listen to before a hot date?

Why are men?

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

Is this the time to admit that I dropped a pat of butter on the ground tonight and still used it to cook dinner?

I washed the dirt off of it I promise?

Beelzebub is adorable and is holding my heart hostage, but no one can tell me he wouldn't eat something he just dropped on the ground

Lucifer is Jumin Han, but with the superior pet species, and that’s why I love him.

Who doesn’t love a guy who loves dogs? Lucifer with a puppy Cerberus anyone? Yes? Yes.

I know a lot of people weren’t on board with Mammon’s proposal, but the undateables having to play second fiddle sold me 1000 percent.

And then the “you gotta marry me” bit at the end made me so gushy.

It was my favorite, come at me bro

Dammit Mammon.... How did you know dedicating songs to me was my weakness?

Sorry boys, Mammon won the proposal audition. The rest of you can go home.

I feel like I need to bring this post to my therapist so we can work out why I am solely attracted to moody daddies.

Oh no, they’d get along perfectly. If anything, Lucifer comes to him for advice.

Lucifer: I like someone what should I do?

Jumin: Hmm, have you considered locking them away? A cage would be preferred—

Lucifer: *taking notes* ...And of course, I don’t embrace my feelings. I let this emotion fester and die.

Jumin: *nods* Obviously.

oh god, they bond over wine and music and then bounce ideas off of each other on how to deal with emotions without actually dealing with them 💀

Sometimes when I had a student intern, I’d bring them to court and let them sit at the counsel table with me to help me run exhibits/give me documents and such. I would often lean over and ask things like, “so, what question would you ask next?” or “is that question objectionable?” as a learning exercise.

But I’m glad I never had a private client, because looking at it from the outside, it 100 percent would have looked like I was pulling a Phoenix Wright.

I assume a devildom rabbit would be sort of like the Monty Python bunny...

...but yes, OC Emerson is taking that bad boy home

So I had an idea based off of Beelzebub's card "Where did the Rabbit go?" And I thought what would a Devildom rabbit look like. And so this came to be.

A Devildom Rabbit

Funny enough, unlike the human realm's rabbit, these creatures are feared wild beasts known for their blood thirsty nature. They may look cute but they are one of the most dangerous creatures out there.

They have a diet of anything that moves and have been known to regularly eat lower ranking demons.

Though its a dangerous creature its fur is a rare and well sought after luxury. Though obtaining it is extremely difficult.

Strangely enough though this beast hunts anything it can find, it has a soft spot for humans. They will approach humans and wiggle around until they get affection and often follows them around without showing any aggressive tendencies toward them. They even go so far as to snuggle up to them and let the humans hold them.

One came up to Abel. Mammon's tried to fight it. But Abel picked up and refused to put it down.

Would your Mc/ Oc try to keep it as a pet?

This is actually a joke I’ve heard a couple times from Latinx folks:

Policia: Papeles?

Conductor: Tengo tijeres! Gane yo?

Mammon gets pulled over by a cop

Cop: *walks up to the window* Papers?

Mammon: HA! Scissors, I win, later LOSER! *drives off*

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Thought The First: Obey Me has ruined The Arcana for me, because every time the devil shows up, I’m like uwu devil daddy let’s make a baby pact

Thought The Second: I would love the demon brothers as Overwatch characters. I imagine Lucifer getting his ultimate, which is him screaming “MAMMOOOON” and just. fucking. shit. up.

Elections are heavy on my mind, last night I had a dream about the outcome ☹️. I'll be doing requests for the next few days to help relax but I've never done them before so beware. If anyone sends some in I'll be making headcannons, shorts, and rambles for all characters in Part 5 jojo, The arcana, and Obey me mainly and some other fandoms in the tsgs.