Lucifer Is Jumin Han, But With The Superior Pet Species, And That’s Why I Love Him.

Yeah this is a long read but some of y’all need to read it. The OM devs are probably the nicest I’ve ever seen (from mobile games, console games, name it). There are lots of games with elements I don’t like, and I don’t play them. It’s not that hard, y’all.

And I’m going to be spending money on this game, because I want to support the devs and I believe in supporting content creators who make my days marginally less shitty. Like, there are days I spend writing briefs about child abusers, and getting yelled at by my boss, and my husband is furloughed, and I can’t go out and do anything I enjoy because plague, and I can take an hour to myself and hang out with cute demon boys. So leave these awesome people alone.

In regards to people being assholes to the Devs of Obey Me....

This is going to be a long one but I’m pissed.

People need to stop complaining and harassing the devs.... I’m a gamer, I play mobile/pc/console games and NTT Solmare is by far the most generous gaming company I’ve ever come across.

Here’s some examples:

*Every event, if you complete daily tasks, save ten devil points for the 200ap deal you get every 24 hours (which is beyond generous in and of itself) and with a little bit of grinding YOU CAN complete the first page of prizes without spending any actual money. (I do it all the time...)

*By doing so you get ten demon vouchers FOR FREE! As well as an event related SSR card. If there’s a card you want, save the vouchers from a few events. It’s not hard.

*When you do a ten pull, THEY GUARANTEE AN SSR CARD! More apps are starting to do this but it’s not the norm.

*Its ok to lament shitty gacha luck (I have it in spades) but imo obey me has been far more generous in giving special cards than I’ve ever encountered.

*If you were really inclined too, you could spend money on the special event gacha to collect the shards and essentially buy a UR card.

*They give you a FREE option to farm for Grimm, that’s extremely generous. Ive spent literally weeks in other otome games to do the tiny little bit of grinding they allow (for free) daily just to clear checkpoints.

*You get to participate and complete entire story events for FREE. That’s not a norm either...most other otome apps break the story events into different character routes, with a crappy prize. It’s littered with hard to pass checkpoints and you have to buy the epilogue. (They’re not cheap)

*They have FREE daily log in bonuses that give you decent stuff.

*THE BIG ONE.....*clears throat*

THE DEVS FUCKING LISTEN TO THEIR PLAYERS AND CARE ABOUT THEM!!

It blew my damn mind when I first started seeing how much they interact with this fandom!!

*They respond quickly to app issues.

*Literally give you FREE shit and apologize whenever there’s a problem or just when they’re doing fucking maintenance!

*They’ve gone out of their way to apologize and explain content that came across as triggering for some players! On that note they’ve actually went as far to directly correct it in future event stories and lessons! They didn’t have to do it... they did because they care about the players.

*They released art content of the characters specifically so fans could have more reference material when they try their own art!!!

*There is an entire event (Levi’s Otaku Bootcamp) that’s given every few weeks with the sole purpose of giving you free items to help toward leveling up cards!! Also some devil points, AP and a demon voucher!!

If you started the game recently...you’re 👏 NOT 👏supposed 👏to be able to breeze through to lesson 28! You have to farm and grind for card items/Grimm just like the rest of us have and continue to do...

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT THEM TO HAND YOU?!

Nothing in this world is perfect but it’s clear they are trying hard to please their fans and show appreciation to them.

You know what’s going to happen if everyone doesn’t calm down and appreciate what we have?

You’re going to wear down them down and make them jaded. They won’t take joy in creating content anymore and it’ll drag the game down. And I couldn’t blame them in the slightest.

I’ve seen the way artists and writers get treated in this fandom. I’ve seen some of these brilliant people get so discouraged they delete their social media accounts and stop creating content.

It’s sickening....

It may come as a surprise but the devs, writers and all the staff involved with Obey Me are *gasp* real people too!!! Real people, with real feelings. You don’t think it affects them when you’re attacking them?

There’s a difference between starting a dialogue because you have questions or concerns with the game and then there’s being a prick...

Don’t be a prick....

This is a great game with a fun concept.

So chill the fuck out and give the devs a break. You don’t like the game, don’t play.

Look, I don’t know about the Devildom, but up here in the human world, I have rights.

And I will worship whatever abs I want.

Barbatos's abs supremacy

Sigh

Please do not make a group worshiping my abs

Well, damn. As someone who is also independent af (and has gotten dumped for “not needing [the person] enough”, who was raised by a mom who told me not to rely on any “shitty fucking boys”, I can appreciate that.

Don’t you dare make me a Barbatos stan.

Don’t --

Aw, fuck. You did it.

You know whats sexy? Barbatos. Barbatos is sexy. You know how?

Because hes the type of man that could care so deeply about you but is still so fiercely independent. He doesnt need you. He wants you. And to be wanted by someone is the best feeling. He'd make you feel save and ache for more, tease you and leave you yearning.

But above all else, he would never lose himself and what he stands for, for someone, and that, to me, is sexy as hell.

This has been bothering me since I started playing otome games, especially the Ikemen series (aka “Kidnapping for Fun and Profit Romance”). Why are the MC’s always helpless as shit and/or shaking in their boots as soon as the love interest gets into some kind of scuffle?

My daddy didn’t teach me to throw a haymaker so some malnourished nineteenth-century twat could pick me up and carry me away. When the MC is threatened by an antagonist/random mugger/whatever plot device, I want an option to say, “Bitch I can bench-press you and your Dickensian orphan buddies, go eat whatever sewer rats you use as a protein source and come back to me in a couple months.”

Maybe it’s a cultural thing, and the Japanese market likes their protagonists sweet and innocent, or maybe I’m just white trash, I dunno. Give me an MC who is about to take her earrings off and turn her rings in ‘cause she is gonna step to these fools.

In summary:

Your son looks like a nice kid.

Think my kid bit him though. Sorry bout that.

Have you seen my son? Now you have.

And

I just want a daddy, stop kink shaming me, otome :(

Me: I don’t have a type. What even is a type?

Otome games: I present to you, your type

Me: I- my taste is expensive 🤭

I just started this game and when MC was about to throw hands with Toa’s fan club...

YASSSSSSS

Once again one of the best things of court of darkness is the MC 😌👆

she really said we ain't doing no damsel in distress , I got you too 🤧👏👏

I really like this art style a lot. It seems, I dunno, Symbolist in execution?

And yes I will go shopping for heels with my Luci.

a concept i’d like you to consider: lucifer in his normal outfit, but with heels.

God damn it, Simeon, I’m a lawyer. My fucking mouth is the least offensive thing about me, I fucking promise.

I’m glad Obey Me isn’t real because Simeon would hate me for how much I swear

Oooh! Me!

I will climb that man like a tree

Simeon: Have you seen MC?

Lucifer: [Moves his coat to reveal MC clinging onto him]

Lucifer: Help me.