Y’all I Just Spent Real Ass Money On This Wedding Event.

Look I'm not saying Ayme Miura is now my favorite person in world all I'm saying is that he is so. damn. close

If this song doesn’t give you mad Mammon vibes, I don’t know what to tell you, except to ask, how do you eat food when you clearly have no taste?

“Just a doodle” that perfectly captures Lucifer being tired and wistful and also beautiful and basically encapsulates the whole character. I love your watercolors!

Just a doodle again 😚👍

Now I’m picturing Silvio Berlusconi cuddling a cow pillow and blushing and I may never recover from this.

Eve: I love all brothers equally! Lucifer... Mammon.. Leviathan.....Satan and Asmodeus *looks at smudged writing on hand* jingle bells and *squints* berlusconi

Anybody who lives in the Southern US probably has seen those Chick Tracts, the comics you find left in gas station bathrooms and liquor stores that tell you how Dungeons and Dragons/Catholics/Muslims/THE GAYS are secretly demonic forces that want to send you to hell forever.

I would pay an unholy amount of money for Jack Chick to return to life, learn that there are people playing a game about dating Lucifer himself, draw a cartoon pamphlet about how evil this all is, and die again of a rage-induced brain bleed.

Then I would use it to make a paper-mache statue of Asmo touching himself.

Or, like, some paper roses, whatever.

So I saw a video on YouTube recently where it was a DIY paper rose. I think it was 5 min crafts but don't quote me on that (I didn't click the video).

But BUT

It got me thinking about an MC who's mad at one of the OM brothers. But of course they still love said brother. Which leads to this:

MC: I made you a paper rose

Brother: Oh, thank y-

MC: It's made out of Bible Paper

Or, alternatively:

MC: It's made out of a pamphlet I got from a church telling me how to rid myself of demons

You have no idea how much I want to do this when opposing counsel calls me to bitch.

OC: “Well really Facebook isn’t supposed to tell the government when their users upload child exploitation material so I’m going to file a motion to suppress-”

Me: BANG BANG MOTHERFUCKER

And I love them both.

Reblogging for the important questions:

Why do you look so good in dark lipstick when I always look like a drunk goth teenager, it is not fair.

If I could grow a moustache, would I ever leave the house in anything but that handlebar do? (the answer is no)

I feel like I have a lot of privilege being afab and genderfluid, because that’s sort of accepted as being tomboyish or gamine. I love seeing more people break out of gender roles and rocking their authentic selves.

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One of my relatives always gives me a box of pears for Christmas. Like, a wooden box done up with a bow and fancy paper stuffing, and there’s just like four big-ass pears sitting in there. Apparently it’s supposed to be a posh gift, like a pineapple. Which, fun fact: in early America, you could rent pineapples to show off at parties.

Southern people are weird about fruit that we can’t deep fry, y’all.

genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

I actually like these! You could add brush strokes/texture or something like that and it would be an Impressionist Obey Me!

Today I hope to give you nightmares so may I present... my art without lineart 😌