Aurora-babydoll

I love shaving every inch of my body, using all of my body butters and serums, using glitter body oil, and putting on lingerie under the shortest skirt I own knowing that I’m still not getting fucked despite the effort—

I WANNA FUCK THE SPOTIFY DJ

IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE WRITE THIS(If your free and only if you want to ofc!❤️)

Can u write like a lil drabble based on this quote?

"One day, I will stop falling in love with you, one day someone will like me like I love you."

Like Mc falling in love with the brothers and/or the datables but they don't really care or they're mean and give them the cold shoulder then mc falls in love with a random demon and they regret letting them go? HAHA THIS IS KINDA SAPPY BUT IM IN THE MOOD FOR ANGST-

Oh girly I’m so sorry I don’t write anything but smut and I am especially bad at angst- I used to try to write it for a different fandom and I’d just cry every time and it’d turn out so so so bad- im sorry hun but I’m sure another om writer would love to take your request 💖

Don’t watch funny things while oil pulling I just spit coconut oil all over my computer

I wish that I could have a dick- not forever tho I don’t wanna be a boy but like- maybe every Monday and Wednesday-? Like there’s so many things that people with dicks can do that I can’t and like that’s unfair- like you can do things like fuck a cake or dip your balls in soy sauce or literally swing it around like a helicopter but if I fuck a cake I’d get a yeast infection and if I sat in soy sauce that’d burn like hell and the only thing I can swing around is my tits but they kinda bounce more than swing and I’m realizing that this has gone on way too fuckin long but like sometimes you just wanna stick your cock in one of those water tube thingys but then you look down and no cock and that’s sad like why can’t I just have a dick sometimes so I could have fun life is unfair

When I was little I didn’t understand the difference between Betty White and the Queen of England I truly thought they were synonymous

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖𝓜𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ 𝓛𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓕𝒾𝒸𝓈˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚎𝚝

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖𝒟𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙾𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙾𝚠𝚗 - 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛

𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖𝓛𝒾𝓁 𝒯𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚎𝚝