I Went Through My Bookmarks On Twitter Only To Realize I Saved The Same Dan Howell Edit 7 Times Over

I was playing toontown with people I thought were my friends and we lost a building so I asked if they wanted to play another but they said they were going to their estates and then I check and they’re both in a building without me :(

..I have parental issues nd right now I’m jus thinkin bout the level of care nd comfort MC would receive if they had the same thing nd explained it to the boys…like imagine Lucifer telling you he’s proud of you nd that you did well after learning a new spell because he knows how much it means to you..or Mammon knowing you so well that he can see when your upset no matter how well you mask and he always knows just what to get you to make you feel better..or Levi teaching you how to play his games and losing on purpose to see you smile, putting on a show like he’s upset about his loss..or Satan reading you a bedtime story and doing different voices for different characters because he knows you find it funny..or Asmo doing your hair up like your mother never did and telling you how beautiful you are..or Beel always making sure you’re well fed and giving you hugs whenever you need them..or Belphie letting you sleep in his bed nd holding you tight after a nightmare or bad nighttime thoughts..

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

Everything changes and then you can’t look at the color blue or a bunny or a waffle without breaking down-

It has been 10 more minutes and I take back my previous statement- I want him to fuck me and put a hand around my throat nd call me a good girl-

Went from crying about the people I love leaving me to thinking about how Josh Hutcherson would sound whimpering for me in 10 minutes

When you drink water for the first time in a month and you can feel every vein in your body

I saw some guy on Tiktok saying that if you main Daisy in mario kart you’re ‘a pillow princess in the sheets and a pain in the ass in the streets’ and as a Daisy main I can confirm that this is true—

I have a food kink pls ignore me but-

BEEL FORCING YOU TO EAT SPICY FOOD AND WATCHING YOU CRY AND THEN JERKING OFF TO THEN IMAGE LATER-

especially w my outfit boards vs my actual style 😭

Can you do C, J, T with Asmo please?

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Asmo’s cum tastes so good- it’s the perfect consistency too. He’s developed a routine of drinking pineapple and cranberry juice and only eating salad if he knows he’s getting head. Sucking his dick is like sucking on a fucking lifesaver

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

You just know he makes a whole show out of it. Velvet red sheets, his favorite silk robe, a tingly lube, his favorite toy, whatever he needs. He doesn’t jerk off often cuz he has you but sometimes he just likes to do it by himself…and also he can film it and send it to you to tease

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Asmo has all of the toys! Like any toy you could think of, he has. His favorite toy to use on himself is definitely that Hitachi with the fleshlight attachment, he swears it’s almost as good as real pussy. But his favorite thing to use on you would have to be a massage gun and his fingers…if you know you know