Every Time An Actual Person Reaches Out To Me For A Job Interview Instead Of Just Making Me Go Through

If I see “we’re moving forward with other candidates” one more time im going to kms

Forever giggling like a little girl over a drawing

WOMEN !!!

I wish my mother would be a mother

THIS RIGHT HERE !!!

I love Solomon he’s so daddy. And like not even in a sexual way he’s just- daddy- like I feel like he’d love to help me do my pigtails and he’d give such warm hugs- I’m sobbing-

I just found out I’ve been pronouncing Diavolos name wrong for years

A list of sexy things that I want as OM men:

Solomon: takes your glasses away when you misbehave because ‘you’re better when you’re stumbling and dumb’

Mammon: puts a cig out on your back while he’s fucking you and taunts you when you cry, feigning sympathy

Levi: let’s you suck him off under the desk while he games and roughly fucks your face in anger when he loses

Satan: pretends he doesn’t know why you’re trembling while he fucks you with a knife to your throat. ‘Poor little bunny, whatcha all scared for? Im not gonna hurt ya…’

Lemme know if y’all want more or have any ideas of your own ;) would love to hear them

C N and P for diavolo plzzzz

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

It’s a little thick but like in a good way. Like the kind that makes you feel warm from the inside out when it enters you and you don’t want the feeling to leave. It’s not the best tasting but that’s okay because Diavolo prefers to give head than receive it. He prefers to cum either inside you or on your pussy

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don’t think Diavolo would ever be into hurting you. Like degrading you is fine but you’re such a weak little human, he’d be afraid he’d go too far by accident

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Depends on his mood and how good you’ve been. If he’s a little drunk and he’s feeling all lovey, he’ll go slow with you and make you feel everything so deep, ultimate pleasure dom. But if you for instance…made a fool of him in a meeting—let’s just say you’re gonna hurt tomorrow