WHYRE YOU PLAYING TOONTOWN IF YOURE AN ASSHOLE-? ITS A KIDS GAME ABOUT DESTROYING CAPITALISM AND CORPORATE

Male coworker: you’re doing a great job, I’m proud of you

My brain:

Went from crying about the people I love leaving me to thinking about how Josh Hutcherson would sound whimpering for me in 10 minutes

C N and P for diavolo plzzzz

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

It’s a little thick but like in a good way. Like the kind that makes you feel warm from the inside out when it enters you and you don’t want the feeling to leave. It’s not the best tasting but that’s okay because Diavolo prefers to give head than receive it. He prefers to cum either inside you or on your pussy

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don’t think Diavolo would ever be into hurting you. Like degrading you is fine but you’re such a weak little human, he’d be afraid he’d go too far by accident

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Depends on his mood and how good you’ve been. If he’s a little drunk and he’s feeling all lovey, he’ll go slow with you and make you feel everything so deep, ultimate pleasure dom. But if you for instance…made a fool of him in a meeting—let’s just say you’re gonna hurt tomorrow

I THINK ABOUT JUMPING OFF OF VERY TALL SOMETHINGS JUST TO SEE YOU COME RUNNING AND SAY THE ONE THING IVE BEEN WANTING

BUT NO

And when I kill myself-?

I’m autistic and I need glasses and sometimes being able to see everything gets overwhelming so I take my glasses off to keep myself from having a meltdown but then I get a headache from having my glasses off and I have a meltdown anyways 😭

F U and V for dia

F: Favorite Position

He likes to pick you up and put you against the wall. Diavolo has a bit of a dark side and a size kink and he loves how small and fragile you look pinned underneath him. Either that or missionary, he just loves to watch the expressions on your face

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He won’t tease you too much, just the normal amount that goes into foreplay. Unless you haven’t had good behavior, you’ll get what you want relatively quickly, Diavolo has trouble saying no to you

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Unless you’re on top, he’s not really that loud, just the occasional grunt, groan, or dirty talk. But if you can dominate him, it’s all moans and whimpers

I WANT TO GIVE THIS MAN THE BEST HEAD OH MY GOD THIS ISNT FAIR WHY CANT I GIVE HIM HEAD HE DESERVES IT I BET HE’D BE SO WHINY I WANNA LEAVE LIPGLOSS RINGS ON HIS COCK AND PUT HIS CUM IN A NECKLACE THIS ISNT FAIR I NEED TO TASTE IT I KNOW ITS GOOD I WANNA SUCK HIS SOUL OUT THROUGH HIS DICK THIS JUST ISNT FAIR I COULD GIVE HIM THE BEST HEAD-

Do y’all ever see a man and you’re like ‘I wanna suck his cock so good and leave little pink lip gloss rings around the base of it’ or am I just a slut-?