Keith And Lance Are 100% The Kind Of People Who Know Exactly What The Other Means By Using The Most Obscure

Keith and Lance are 100% the kind of people who know exactly what the other means by using the most obscure references.

Lance over the coms: Who am I aiming for?

Keith: The guy with the cauliflower face.

Hunk and Pidge: ?????

Lance, immediately: Got it.

Lance, during a meeting: And then she attacked us with that- *makes some hand gestures*

Keith: Crossbow.

Lance: Right and the flaming thingy-

Keith: Magma launcher.

Lance, nodding: -came at us from the Lego Tower-

Keith, nodding as well: It did kinda look like that!

Everyone else: …

Keith, gossiping idly while on break: Did you see that dude at the convention?

Lance, not looking up from his phone: The one who looked like a smooshed turtle but was kinda happy about it?

Keith, nodding: Yeah frick. He kept staring at me.

Allura, glancing over at Hunk and Pidge as the other two continue to gossip: ??

Hunk and Pidge: No idea.

Lance, giving out instructions: So we’re gonna circle around by the Lion King lookin rock and jump down on the Squidward guys holding the Nerf guns and take out any remaining sentient pie-dudes while we’re at it. Got it?

Keith: Sounds good.

Everyone else: excuse me wut.

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