sometimes I really want a boyfriend then other times I want a girlfriend and then sometimes I’ll see a cute girl and be like damn and other times I’ll see a cute boy and be like daMN and anyway being bisexual is exhausting
every person i know: i can’t live without coffee, it’s even in my veins instead of blood, i drank like 6 cups of coffee today
me: *quietly sips tea*
vampire!kdj gnawing at my brain + vampire hunter!yjh
crop top boiz!
He is clingy :3
I CAN’T WATCH BOB’S BURGERS ANYMORE
R I P IN PIECES LANCE
Do you allow reposts?
No, I don't
Lance: Hey so I heard you like bad boys.
Keith: Yeah?
Lance: Well it's your lucky day, because I'm bad at everything.
Lance: [winks with both eyes.]
Keith:
Keith: You're a fucking loser, come over here and hug me.