(James and Sirius arguing who's hotter)
James: Oi, Evans. Who's hotter, me or Sirius?
Lily: Me.
(in their fifth year, James just learned how cars work in muggle study)
James: Hey Evans, if you were in a car and me and Sirius were in front of you, what would you hit?
Lily: You, definitely.
James: Have you seriously not heard that one before? You hit the break, stupid.
Lily: No, I’ve heard that joke before, I just wanna hit you with a car.
(Eleven and Hopper eating dinner)
Eleven: What is 'gay'?
Hopper: It means...
Hopper: Happy?
Eleven: oh.
(the next day)
Eleven: Mike makes me gay.
Will: Me too, El. Me too.
Eleven:
Lucas:
Dustin:
Max:
Will:
Papa:
Demogorgon:
Demodog:
the Mind Flayer:
the Upside Down:
Pennywise hours away:
Mike:
Mike: What the fuck.
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(Sirius arguing with Remus)
Sirius: Give me back my bed!
Remus: Are you serious? That’s for dog!
Sirius:
Remus:
Remus: Oh no…
Sirius: No i’m not serious, i’m your beautiful and charming husband.
i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:
Your mask protects others more than it protects you
You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms
The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original
so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person
(James and Sirius arguing)
Sirius:WHY CAN’T WE NAME OUR BABY PADDY PRONGSIE POTTER
James:FIRST OF ALL LILY WILL KILL ME
Lily:Both of you actually
James:SECOND OF ALL WHY ISN’T IT PRONGSIE PADDY POTTER
James:ARE YOU FUCKING MAD???
*Remus walked in with a bag of Mars Bars in his hand*
Sirius:
James:
Remus:
The bag of Mars Bars:
Baby Harry in Lily’s womb:
Lily: Hey Mad.
Steve: Alright, Robin. I have a good news and a bad one. What do want first?
Robin: The bad one.
Steve: My kids made a mess so i need you to help me clean it up.
Robin: Steve… You don’t have kids.
Steve: Well that’s the good news. I’m the single mom of seven middle school kids.
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Eleven: Mike, spell ‘perfect’
Mike: E-L-E-V-E-N
Lucas: Aww that’s sweet
Lucas: Max, spell ‘perfect’
Max: M-A-X
THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY
You're the only friend I need
Sharing beds like little kids
And laughing 'till our ribs get tough
But that will never be enough