Louie:*laying on the floor* "I'm bored."
Webby:*looks around for a second, takes his phone*
Louie:"What're you doing?"
Webby:*plays DuckTales theme on YouTube* "You said you were bored. Now the plot will give us something fun to do."
Louie:"Oooo, and we get paid!"
Scrooge:*walks in* "Let's go kids, I just got the strangest urge to go to the Amazon for the day." *leaves*
Louie:*gets up and takes his phone back* "This song solves everything."
That's probably how it happens. Yup.
Block Land Construction- a company that takes blocks and makes them into wonderful towers, for the low low price of 1 cookie per block! (Age 2)
Crumpled Colour Corp- take crumpled or ripped paper and add various paint colours, making beautiful cards for any occasion! $1 per colour, or 2 colours for $3! Don’t think about it. (Age 4)
Louie’s kids- A charity that takes uncle Donald’s money and gives it to kids like him. Kids exactly like him. It’s for him. (Age 5)
Homework exchange- Bring in your homework, get it back finished! $2 per page/information and blackmail for tbd amount (depending on how good it is), extra $10 for next day completion, $15 for A+ quality. (Age 7)
Blackmail Bank- Buy your classmates’ darkest secrets! $20 for mildly embarrassing, $30 for humiliating, $40 for “will need to transfer schools”, $50 for “will get suspended”, $75 for “will get expelled”, $100 for “will get arrested”. (Age 8)
Louie Inc- adventure is our business! More information to be revealed in future episodes (Age 10)
Ok, so you know how they’re building up Della so much, Dewey and Webby trying to find her and all that? Well what if they succeed? What if she comes back into the lives of her family after 10 years? These are my head canons of how the triplets at least would react.
He’s happy and polite, but still a bit distant. Who could blame him? He always thought in the back of his mind that his mother was dead. HE had to take care of his brothers while uncle Donald was working, HE had to make dinner in the microwave some nights, sometimes he even had to tuck his brothers into bed. His TRIPLET brothers, the youngest of which is only 13 seconds younger. So yes, he’s happy that his mom is alive and back. But she’s been gone for so long, he doesn’t feel like he’s talking to his mother. He’s talking to a stranger. I relative he’s never met. It will take a while for him to adjust to her.
Can you say capital E Extatic?! He’s been working so long to find her, and he did it. He’s finally got his mom back. He’s always been a bit self conscious at school events, with all the kids talking about what their moms had done for said event (ex. made pie for bake sale, decorated, etc.), but now he can live it! Uncle Donald seems so much happier too, having his twin back. Uncle Scrooge is less cold having worked things out with her as well, everyone was happy! He feels he’s done something good for his family!
Let’s just say it bluntly, he’s pissed. This woman has been gone for basically his entire life, and now what, she just shows up again? Where was she when he got his tonsils out when he was 3? Where was she when bullies at school shoved him into the brick walls repeatedly? Where was she the hundreds of times uncle Donald had been passed out from work and he’d had a bad dream? Gone, that’s where. The thought had never crossed Louie’s mind that his mother was dead. He always assumed she had just left them with her brother and then took off because she couldn’t care less. Now she’s just set herself up in the centre of his life, kinda throwing it into chaos. He resents her for it. He wants nothing to do with this person. She’s not his mom. He doesn’t have one.
Louie:I’m not mad I just need a hug.
*waits a second*
Louie:So What are you waiting for?! Hug me!!!
Don’t tell me Louie wouldn’t say this when he’s in a bad mood :O
Hey webby how do you feel about Huey and Dewey
W: Well, Huey's my older brother, always cheering me up when I'm sad and trying to look out for me, though I also help him out sometimes too.
Dewey's my best friend, partner in crime, long story short, he’s my twin. We’re so in sync on adventures! Teamwork makes the dream work!
...should we toast them first?
Jack! I’m hungry. What should I eat?
THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
Louie, at some point you'll have to come clean about the future.
Louie: Uh... how about... in the future?
I mean, the older me said at one point he remembered going to the future, so that means it’ll eventually happen either way.
Unless some sort of paradox occurs, but I doubt think it will.
Eh, wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
Remember to ask more questions!
Webby, have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Webby: Not really. To be honest, I’ve never really been that into fixional stories. I like nonfiction that sounds like fiction to amatures.
Louie: Wait, so you’ve never read a novel?
Webby: Oh, I have. But like, old ones. Moby Dick, Christmas Carol, that sort of thing.
Louie: Ok, we need to fix this. Huey, get Harry Potter and Hobbit, Dewey get Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Big Nate!
Huey: *distantly* Which ones?
Louie: ALL OF THEM!!!
Remember to ask more questions!
(A/N sorry this took so long, Inwas at school all day.)
You know how Selene said that Dewey’s got the treasure Della never found? What if that was the love of her children.
I mean, yeah, the kids love her, but like, how you love a dead relative you never met. Donald is their parent. She ran off. Whether she meant to come back or not, she still left. When the boys were babies. They weren’t old enough to love her back yet. They can’t even remember her.
That’s the treasure that Della might never know.
The treasure of raising her sons.
Hey webby who do you like hanging out with (besides Louie)
W: Well, I don't really hang out with people much, other than my family. I guess Lena counts, but mostly my boys. After all, they're... my boys!
10 year-old Louie: Seriously, it feels like we’ve been driving for forever!
25 year-old Louie: That's just the time travel talking. It's like jet lag, but it makes time feel slower instead of making it feel later than it is.
10: How do you know?
25: Come on, you can't expect Webby to not read more into this when you get home. Prepare yourself for 3 months of time travel talk.
10: Aw jeez...
25: Oh, and the fact that when you get back, like, 3 or 4 months will have passed.
10: Wait, what?!
25: *shrugs* Eh, wibbly wobbly timey-whimey.
10: Oh God, when do I turn into Dewey?
25: Don't worry, you got 4 years left before becoming a whovian.
10: ...Walt save me now.
A/N: I’m so sorry I've been gone guys, I’ve been super busy, and had some writers block. But this gets me out of my spot, and since it's March break, I have some free time! So hopefully, they'll be home by the end of the week. Ok? Ok. You guys are so patient, thank you, have a cookie! 🍪🍪🍪
Ask Louie and I whatever questions you want! -Webby (Side note from Louie: HELP ME!)
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