Here’s Something Else I Made, Reblog If You Are Anti Maps

“Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.”

— Alexis Carrel (via purplebuddhaquotes)

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

2024 MANDATE

Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather

Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud

PHYSICAL MEDIA

Tip food service workers crazy style

Smile at yr bus driver

Wear more eyeliner

Read superhero comic books

Paint more blood and gore

See saw xi in theaters

DIY OR DIE

Draw messy

LIVE MUSIC

remember that old panic at the disco is good truly

Tell people you love them

Stompy boots

My Chemical Romance

Assault a customer at your retail job

Write that weird fanfic

Watch every vampire movie ever made

Wear that crop top

Start a fire

Listen to music made by angry women

Remember that you are fucking alive and do whatever you want

1. You can call me: Doc, doctor, asklepius, professor. (I'm only 17 so not actually a professor).

2. 3 random facts: I am very clumsy, doors are the bane of my existence. I can play like 5 instruments. I collect playing cards.

3. My hobbies are: Reading, learning about music, listening to music, watching anime, tiktok and sometimes movies.

4. Things I love: rain, my friends, sweatshirts, music and anime is pretty cool.

5. Things I hate: most people, loud noises, migraines, no noise, the government.

6. Things that make me happy: cuddles(but never had any), animals like owls,cats, dogs. Video games, talking with friends and music.

7. Things that make me upset: xenophobia of any kind except for those who deserve the hate like pedophiles. Some of the things I do. People belittling themselves( cause you're amazing).

8. I'm currently obsessed with: not much honestly, uhm jazz, tiktok and anime I want to say reading but I haven't in a while which I'm upset about.

9. If I had an anywhere door: to the rick riordan universe, with all the gods preferable with magnus chase in hotel Valhalla.

10. My favorite fictional character is: uhm... I'd have to say Alex Fierro from magnus chase.

@nicoleh-13

@just-another-fangirl-here

@nerdyjaybird

@vernkost

(Optional)

Tumblr has given us lots of great friends so here’s a little thing to get to know them better:

Tumblr Slam Book

1. You can call me: 2. Three random facts about me: 3. My hobbies are: 4. Things I love: 5. Things I hate: 6. Things that make me happy: 7. Things that make me upset: 8. I’m currently obsessed with: 9. If I had a anywhere door: 10. My favourite fictional character is:

Tag your Tumblr friends who mean so much to you:

Tagging: @laure-chan and @akirauniverse and @kkbear and @makeusfreefromthisfandom and @hiyori-tono-simp​ and @serowotonin​ and @applepienation​ and @chuu-chuulip​ and @bluciecat​ and @asas-sao-paulo​ and @sugarpuff-love​  and @scorpiosanssexy​  and @sky-casino​   and @syrenblubs​ and @akasuns​ and @sakuyomi​ + anyone who wants to do it :))

Gen Z: Growing up, I've learned the meaning of so many words. Tell me a word, I bet I know what it means.

Boomer: Love.

Gen Z: Okay, so you're just gonna make stuff up.

Shouldn't be too hard, I know alot of useless facts that could help.

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

“The best advice I’ve ever received: ‘no one else knows what they are doing either.’”

— Charles Bukowski (via naturaekos)

URGENT: Congress about to pass a mass censorship and surveillance bill under the guise of "protecting children"

May 13 2023

The Senate has been in a "do something!" mode regarding children's online safety. They're using this as an excuse to push for widespread internet censorship and surveillance. I already spoke about the EARN IT Act, which has a slimmer chance of passing with widespread opposition and a few senators saying they won't vote for it. The real threat is actually KOSA (s.1409), the Kid's Online Safety Act. It does two primary things:

First, KOSA pressures platforms to install filters that would wipe the net of anything deemed “inappropriate” for minors. This means instructing platforms to censor. We saw how these filters impacted websites firsthand with tumblr in 2018, with not only blocking all adult content but also sfw queer content such as suicide hotlines, art archives, wiping out entire blogs because they had queer fandom related posts, etc. Places that already use content filters have restricted important information about suicide prevention and LGBTQ+ support groups. KOSA would spread this kind of censorship to every corner of the internet. And who gets to decide what is and isn't harmful for minors? Oh don't worry, just every single state attorney general and the FTC, which is appointed by the president. You know, the same attorney generals that just banned gender-affirming healthcare under the guise that it "ruins mental health" of minors. This is why the Heritage Foundation was one of the first to sponsor the bill because they can use it to censor trans content, and Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee is it's co-author.

Second, KOSA would ramp up the online surveillance of all internet users by forcing websites to use age verification and parental monitoring tools. Yup, that's right. Now every single person who wants to access the internet has to upload their govt ID online to third party apps that get hacked all the time. You queer in a red state? You undocumented? You an activist? Have fun getting all your online activity and metadata attached to your govt ID.  

Over 90+ human and LGBT rights groups agree that KOSA is dangerous and updates to the 2023 version won’t and can’t address the big problems with the bill. This bill has MASSIVE bipartisan support, and the authors Blumenthal and Blackburn (yes, that Blumenthal that's pushing the EARN IT Act, and who also sponsored the RESTRICT Act and SOPA/PIPA if you remember) are using the tragedy of mothers who lost their kids to online harassment and young adults who've been traumatized online to lobby for it, and got Dove the company to use a bunch of influencers to push for this under the guise it prevents eating disorders...I wish I was lying. There are already 30 co-sponsors.

HOW TO FIGHT KOSA

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES & THE COMMERCE COMMITTEE

This is a link to the Senate Commerce Committee phone numbers and a call script to read off of. (202) 224-3121 connects you to the congressional hotline

Opposition is getting drowned, and these upcoming weeks will be heavy for lobbying and they're using young people to do it. We NEED to show these senators that young people are actually opposed to this and don't want it.

2. Sign these petitions

Open Letter Against KOSA

Petition 1

Petition 2

Petition 3

Petition 4

Resistbot: Text PHJDYH to 50409

3. Spread the word.

The opposition is getting absolutely drowned online. Dove has nearly 100k signatures to push for KOSA. Influencers on tiktok are pushing for this without ever having read the bill. Fucking Lizzo is sponsoring it. If you have twitter, reddit, tiktok, are in any community, SPREAD THE WORD, PLEASE.

Here is a linktree with all the above petitions for easy shargin: Link to linktree

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