On This Day One Year Ago Someone Sewed A Fried Egg To A Tshirt

“The best advice I’ve ever received: ‘no one else knows what they are doing either.’”

— Charles Bukowski (via naturaekos)

I long for the days of the wheel when I can see you again.

When the veil of unearthly delights are in sight.

I adore you my sweet, but I wish you could see it.

You watch through the mist of existence unable to touch mortality,

As my imagination of you makes me question morality.

I'll see you again my dear, it just may be sooner than you want.

Title: Maiden of The Mist

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

“but aces are only 1% of the population!”

okay, do you have a friend who:

has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)

has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)

regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)

is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)

has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)

knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)

can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)

lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)

the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?

especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?"

Janice, I bought a fucking banana and sat down. There is banana juice in my pockets Janice. I went to get my morning coffee and read somewhere that a banana was supposed to help with something. But I don't usually get a banana and I sat down to do my work. It exploded in my pants Janice. I need to go home Janice there is a dead banana in my pants. I'm not excited for anything, there's a fucking banana exploded in my pants Janice.

horseman of pestilence

final of my horsemen of the apocalypse series

Conquer

@leastcreativepersonyoullevermeet @asexual-bean-23 @nicoleh-13

IM GOING TO START A GAME OF WORD ASSOCIATION LOVELY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

I start with

PASTA

TAGGING @moonscarsandstars @siriuslyjames @thatsmartidiot24 @coffeeisnotaphasemom @westanwolfstar @hufflexpuff @messr-moony AND ANYONE OF YOU LOVELY TUMBLR BEANS THAT WANTS TO JOIN IN

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.