I got Rockruff
Welcome, young trainer, to the Pokémon laboratory! I’m Professor Bayberry and here the Pokémon partner selection process works a little differently — instead of the trainer picking the Pokémon, the Pokémon picks the trainer. Why don’t you sit down and answer a few questions while we wait to see which of our many Pokémon chooses you?
— [ it’s finally done! head’s up, this is a long quiz, 44 questions! art credit here ]
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Yo Flareon, why do you want to kill Lance?
*the Flareon flinched looking around* Flareon: great, I'm hearing voices..... I'm not actually going to kill him, mostly beat him unconscious. And the reason if for him hiding in the mountains, it's fücking freezing!
not at all friendly reminder for transphobes to fuck off! just unfollow and block me, I don’t want to interact with you.
this includes people who support transphobes or think it’s ok to be transphobic cause it’s a “differing opinion” or cause of religious reasons! I hate that this even has to be said because that is very clearly transphobia, yet people love to insist it isn’t.
if you are transphobic, you are not welcome here. leave.
might be your best bet. go for it.
Lance: alright..... hopefully I can trust her not to try to catch me... (He saw the woman in her spot looking through her camera.)
???: come on..... Where are you little guy...
RB IF YOU AGREE
kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy
Do you have fleas?
Lance: no, I think the mountains are to cold for fleas to survive.
Lance pokes the human on the leg making her yelp in surprise. "Hello human, I require your assistance against a crazy pokemon trying to assassinate me and you are you closest person I can ask"
The human looks at lance with a smile. "There you are little guy, I was worried something happened to you. She raised her camera and took a picture of him." Before sighing. "I wish I could understand what you're saying"
a text based ask blog for a glacion with a inflated ego and believes himself to be a king.
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