Lance Pokes The Human On The Leg Making Her Yelp In Surprise. "Hello Human, I Require Your Assistance

(I'm half asleep and using a incorrect qoat generator and I have to share this because it's hilarious to me.)

Hoppy hopscotch , with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Kicken chicken : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

October can’t come soon enough

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

YOU hate Christopher Columbus.

(yep, this is my blog about the kings new life)

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kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy

(The human female led lance to her cabin in the mountains.) ???: I'm not sure what kind of trouble your little guy, but make yourself at home until you feel safe to leave.

Lance:..... okay, she seems nice and unworried about inviting a wild Pokemon into her home.

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