Honestly This Helped, My Back Was Hurting So Bad

Make a furry fish. It helps.

I keep getting gender envy from furry women

where tf do you live

you're cute and it's tuesday

no it's

being

interrogated

because I've never met a bisexual that wasn't an absolutely lovable BItch

the Bi in Bisexual stands for

Blove

ieveryone ❤️💜💙

I can't wait to be a dad.

proof?

🤾‍♂️

Sports Legend

man to be directly called pretty by fish

if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

Sometimes I look at boys and think "dam, I wanna be a man" and realize I can, it'll just piss people off, then I remember I am and it pisses people off, then I remember I love pissing people off.

I didn't have sour cream so I just used French onion dip

I've learned how to make ranch dressing. this is what it feels like to be unstoppable. this is how it feels to be powerful

Gormit should've made you leave the key

at first gromit afraid

gromit petrified

Lay on the floor groaning (also not tucked in)

what would you do if I were in front of you right now (not tucked in) and I'm sleepy and laying down (I'm not tucked in) what would you do in that situation