I Didn't Have Sour Cream So I Just Used French Onion Dip

Why does she act like my mom- like is this what she does when she "goes to work"

mother fish... I ate thirty vegan mini-marshmellows in under a minute... am I going to be okay?

hello,

it is very kind if you to think of me as a motherly figure, as a trans woman that makes me feel not only validated but also makes me feel genuinely seen as a helpful and calming presence

which is why I'm very sorry to report that You are not going to be okay and I am so sorry. you are not long for this world, when you eat 30 marshmallows back to back you explode. 25 is already enough to combust an average sized elephant. I am very sorry

Oh to be handsome young boy in the 1920s, raised by only a mother as my father has been in the Navy, far from home, for most of my life, with dirt on my face, blood on my knees, and bandages on my arms chasing after the young neighborhood kids and pretending not to notice the other boy around my age sneaking breaks from helping his father build a dog house to watch me.

SIT RIGHT DOWN AND STAY AWHILE

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

This is the 2025 thing right? Anyway, my friend (who is a furry) said your welcome

thank you furry community , thank you so much

I like wild animals

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

yeah it's chill

can i please post my Cars (2006) meme

It's okay I just need it by Friday

I'm sorry, I need to borrow one of your lungs.

*borrows one of your lungs*

I'll give it back in a little bit. I think I already apologized but just in case I didn't I'm sorry

you're cute and it's Wednesday

you're cute and it's tuesday

Please Do not ignore my message and do not hesitate to donate to save my children. I am sorry to bother you. Please donate the least little that may help save my children from death. Donate even $10 or $15. 😭😭😭😭🙏😭🙏😭

Seeing these asks make me so upset to not have money to donate. I wish so badly for someone to donate to you. I'll be praying for you. I'm sorry, I wish I had more

Can someone make a mlm version? I need it for reasons-

goldfish yuri❤️