Of Course Mother Fish

I wish I could be badass but I get scared at check out

where tf do you live

you're cute and it's tuesday

Nuh uh I'm Thursday (nobody remembers anything about me but there's always something to look forward to)

you're cute and it's tuesday

I owe trans woman my soul. I was thinking about them and I was inspired

I owe trans men my life

No don't do that

ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not Christian but honestly the original Bible slaps so hard

I deeply imagine him and Jacques smoking together, but Jacques stopped (likely) and Lemony didn't.

The one detail in Penultimate Peril that I will never, ever get over is that Lemony Snicket smokes. He shows up and offers to take away the Baudelaires, and he's smoking a cigarette.

All through the series, fire is the ultimate Bad Thing. The good guys are firefighters and the bad guys are firestarters. Arson is the worst crime. And the Baudelaires' descent into moral ambiguity is shown through them starting multiple fires.

Lemony Snicket might as well be the poster boy for VFD. He was raised in it since infancy. He lost Beatrice because of the consequences of being a volunteer. He has been on the lam for at least fifteen years because of his dedication to it. He lost both of his siblings to it. There are plenty of people in the series who question VFD and its motives, but for all it's done to hurt him, Snicket is very loyal. He does point out some flaws, but not as many as you'd expect.

And yet Lemony smokes. Lemony starts fires every day to feed his own addiction. He carries a lighter or matches with him at all times, just like the villains do. He regularly engages in a massive fire hazard. He says himself that a man who smokes cigarettes is somewhere in between wicked and noble. I want to know how someone so deep in VFD even started smoking.

I think the one thing I am the saltiest about Netflix not including is that. Truly Lemony being a smoker is everything to me.

you're cute and it's Wednesday

you're cute and it's tuesday

And a whole generation with way too large of a vocabulary for their age

ASOUE really had an entire generation of children writing coded letters to each other and losing their shit any time they spotted the initials V.F.D. anywhere

Sorry, extra anger was added and I needed to reblog again, I'll just repeat myself with more anger: Forget tax the rich, advertise at the rich, at least they have the money to buy it (tax them too, multitrillionaire undeserving, arrogant, ignorant, my little cousins are looking over my shoulder and I will not say the word I am thinking-)

I don't like being advertised at