Sorry, Extra Anger Was Added And I Needed To Reblog Again, I'll Just Repeat Myself With More Anger: Forget

They look nice >:(

Deadly Snakes

Let's not forget he had the most Queer Biker coded brother, and Bi sister. Plus Violet was such an experimenting Aroace. Klaus is bi or gay. Sunny is literally a toddler I'm not making a comment on her. Fiona is lesbian idc if she liked Klaus.

it is kinda funny that, in a lot of asoue, lemony ends up kinda in the role of the straight man

you know, mostly because that's the only time he's ever been accused of that

No because I can actually picture this perfectly (Tadashi shows the video to literally everyone)

in which hiro gets his wisdom teeth removed:

and tadashi didn’t die

tadashi just records the whole thing for blackmail

hiro after anaesthesia is the funniest fucking thing ever

at first he’s just sobbing his eyes out, totally, totally confused

and tadashi, knowing his brother is literally fine, just rips the piss into him the whole time

he’s like “hiro, hiro, who do you love the most?”

and hiro, bawling hysterically, is just like “my-my big brother-” like, SOBBING

aunt cass is like omg tadashi lay off of him !! but tadashi’s just like absolutely not ma’am this is GOLD

hiro talks smack shit about robotics and starts going on tangents during his crying stage because he’s trying to convince himself he’s still a genius

and he’s barely coherent with all the gauze in his mouth so the fact that he’s struggling to talk makes him even more upset

tadashi just fires the dumbest questions at him to confuse him even more which leads to more crying and they just keep repeating the same cycle the entire time they’re in the hospital

he fully vlogs the whole thing, giving the phone to aunt cass when he needs to help hiro in/out of the car or just to transport him literally anywhere

hiro thanks all the nurses and doctors like a trillion times before he leaves even though he’s still sobbing

when they get him settled in the car he finally calms down and then just does a complete 180 and laughs the entire time

they stop for ice cream and tadashi runs into a gas station to grab a pack of gummy bears to throw on top which is basically pointless because hiro barely manages to eat them anyway

hiro drops a fun fact about every single thing they see and keeps returning to the same topic every once in a while and each time he brings it up again tadashi and aunt cass lose it

he goes on a big long ramble about mochi and how he’s such a great cat except he isn’t because he doesn’t really do his job and he keeps at it for so long

then he reverts back to the genius thing and he’s like “it’s so cool i’m this smart like i could’ve just been not this smart but i’m actually just so smart”

tadashi pisses himself each time and just keeps winding him up

when they get back to the cafe they settle hiro on the couch with blankets and tadashi lies beside him to keep him company

hiro naps then for the rest of the afternoon and wakes up in the evening still sort of groggy but most of it has worn off so he’s just like bruh

all in all 5/10 experience for hiro and a solid 12/10 for tadashi & aunt cass

This is canon now 🤷🏼‍♂️

Part 3 of if Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lived together

Part 1 Part 2

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Mission debrief:

Thor: Don't feel bad Banner, I mean is there anyone at this table who hasn't killed somebody?

Peter: *slowly raises hand*

Natasha: Don't worry you're still young

Peter: 😟

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Steve: Has anyone seen my shield?

Clint: *points outside*

*Peter, Thor, and Bucky playing frisbee with it*

Steve: I guess I'm not saving those orphans today :/

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Clint: Tony I said seedless watermelon, are you trying to kill me?

Tony: You're a big boy, you aren't gonna choke

Clint: No but it might... grow

Tony: Oh please don't tell me you still think watermelon seeds grow inside your stomach if you swallow them

Clint:

Pietro: Bro got a licence to kill but still has a Jack and the Beanstock level of education

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2:34 am

Tony: *leaving Steve's bedroom*

Sam: *leaving Bucky's bedroom*

Tony:

Sam:

Tony: Let's never speak of this?

Sam: Yep.

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Steve: Tony, you're the smartest person I know. You understand anything you set out to study, your passion is remarkable, innovation beyond anyone on the planet, and an incredible memory

Tony: Thank you thank you

Steve: So why do you STILL NOT CLOSE THE KITCHEN CABINETS

Tony: Uh

Steve: SOME OF US ARE TALL TONY. SOME OF US HAVE BRUISES ON THEIR FOREHEADS BECAUSE OF THIS NEGLIGENCE

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Tony: Goodnight kid *tucks Peter into bed and kisses his forehead*

*Clint, Vision, Thor, and Dum-E waiting outside the room*

Tony: Oh come on. All of you?

*nodding*

Tony: Vision you don't even sleep. Dum-E I am not kissing you again you gave me chemical burns last time

Dum-E: *lowers head and whirs sadly*

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Bucky: Don't sit so close to me

Sam: Why, cause I'm black 🤨

Bucky: No because you smell like ass sweat

Sam:

Sam: Why, cause I'm bl-

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During training:

Natasha: *flips Steve and slams him onto his back*

Peter: Woah! I wanna know how to do that

Natasha: *flips Peter and slams him onto his back*

Natasha: Seems like you already know how

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Tony: Okay Merida, you and me, darts for a hundred bucks. My suit vs. your freak self

Clint: I'll take that bet

*7 minutes later*

Tony: I have advanced AI targetting technology. SUPER. SUIT. How did I lose?!

Clint: It can do a lot of things Tony but at the end of the day it can't super suck this di-

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Bucky: Sam's in medical so I'll do the mission debrief with you

Natasha: That was fast, I thought you'd still be coddling your boyfriend the rest of the day

Bucky: What. How do you know about us.

Natasha: I don't, it was a joke...

Bucky:

Natasha:

Bucky: Damn you really are good at interrogation

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Bruce: I've taken up puzzles as a hobby. It's actually really relaxing

*Box is missing the last piece*

Bruce: *sighs, erases the 61 under the 'Days Without Hulk Incident' sign*

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Natasha: Kings

Bucky: Go fish. Sevens?

Natasha: Nada. Fives?

Bucky: Shit. Here

Sam: I thought y'all were playing poker, are you for real playing Go Fish?

Natasha: Our pockets got cleaned out so we quit. The poker game is over by Steve

Peter: HAHA SUCK IT OLD MAN, AMERICA JUST WENT BANKRUPT *pulls giant pile of animal crackers to himself*

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Steve: Do you want to play catch?

Wanda: What?

Steve: Um. Do you want to watch Hannah Montana?

Wanda: I don't even know what you're talking about

Steve: Maybe I could show you how to brush your teeth?

Wanda: Steve you're really scaring me

Steve: The article said to do it together! *shows phone*

Wanda: Are you getting parenting advice from wikihow? Did you even read it or were you just skimming the pictures

Steve: ...Well why'd they put toothbrushing in the photo if it wasn't a good bonding activity?

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Sam: Why are your titties so bouncy man. Is it to deflect bullets?

Steve: What did you just say about my chest...

Sam: Hey I call em as I see em, and they're staring right at me.

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Peter: Yo Mr. Stark wanna see a backflip?

Peter: Oh Cap come see my front handsprings

Peter: Natasha watch this aerial cartwheel!

Tony: Why did you tell him you were in the circus. Now that the idea's in his head all he does is jump around and cause noise complaints from downstairs

Clint: C'mon it's cute! He's talented

Bucky: I'm gonna tell him it doesn't count because he has superpowers and that he's a cheat

Tony: But that'll ruin his confidence

Bucky: God I hope so

of course mother fish

is it ok if I evolve

I wove Wovie as a cg!!!

Caregiver Logan Howlett Stimboard!!

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🌼 media: x-men

🐝 age appropriate? depends! it's rated PG13 due to violence but is quite a fun watch for most ages regardless. check any warnings and remember, it's always okay to turn something off if it isn't for you! <3

🍯 rqd by: @vampire-bat-baby

🌻 note: i love wolverine so much and anybody who requests him has amazing taste!!

wolverine head canons because i love him:

his go to nickname for you is 100% kid. even before he became your caregiver, he's whipping that name out on the regular

playing with and interacting with wild animals whenever it's possible. talking to a deer through the gates of the estate, petting a stray dog in a parking lot, making noises at cows as you drive past them

he does that thing where he stands in front of your seat and pats his leg and you have to raise your leg to rest it on his thigh so he can tie your shoes instead of kneeling down

learning everything you can about wolverines and logan has to tell you whether he shares certain traits with them, like an interview hehe

he diys your first ever paci because he refuses to ask for help and the beads randomly fall off until he eventually gives in and talks to the others about getting one

eggs are a go to food option when he's cooking - he makes a mean omelette

pointing at the hyenas at the zoo and going "papa!" and he just softly responds "not quite, kid."

When I say "I listen to everything" I don't mean "I know every song that was ever written" I mean "I WILL VIBE TO LITERALLY ANYTHING"

I hate the " testing people who say they listen to everything" trend. I don't even know if its around anymore because it keeps appearing on my fyp but nobody talks about it anymore

that's actually evil

DnD campaign idea, the game takes place in an office setting and this is their first encounter. (it's a mimic)

Your prettyx100

people should tell me I'm pretty at least 100 times a day I think

I'M NEURODIVERGENT TOO I KNOW THINGS PETER'S AUTISTIC AND DOESN'T LIKE IT TONY'S AUTISTIC AND WEARS IT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR

Tony goes on educational kids shoes (Elmo, Sid the science kid, Bill Nye, Odd squad, Wild Kratts, Magic School Bus, School house rock, little Einsteins, Octonauts, Mister Roger's neighborhood, blues clues, you name it (probably Bluey or stuff that's rarely educational because he wanted to know why people of so many ages love it) as real or animated version of himself and given them all enough money to run for decades to come, and teaches them about one of like three things

autism (probably like Elmo or Bluey, stuff like that (top priority))

or whatever else

Peter watches said kids shows just to see Tony

Irondad Prompt #226:

Peter hides his stim toys when he enters Tony’s lab. His mentor can’t see him playing with a fidget cube. He’ll think he’s distracted or childish! Peter can’t have that!

Tony has a small box of stim toys he keeps in his lab. Stress balls, fidget spinners, Iron Man squishies he’s collected over the years. He has to fidget. Active hands equal an active mind.