Asadmuppet - A Sad Muppet

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

Brndfuvt cinberbwtvh

Bimbldun xinflbaeth

Everyone: moving to the USA is going to be the best thing to happen to you!!

Me: *one month into living here gets diagnosed with depression*

do interact: eldest siblings, ppl w mommy issues, playlist makers, fanfic writers, pineapple on pizza truthers, pop punk enjoyers, ppl who see a dark haired wet dog of a man & want his gender, polyglots, ppl who cry 3 times a year, astrology haters, tattoo addicts, humanities majors, tea drinkers, ppl who read 3 books at a time and ppl who love having short hair

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

I actually enjoy celebs being here. You only thrive if you don't try.

Madonna is on here. Her posts get like, 60 notes. Is she trying to make it anything more than a feed/extension of her Insta, though? Nah. She's just here. You want to see a Madonna thing? You can find it.

Neil shares thoughts and answers questions when the whim takes him, billions-deep ask box.

Ryan Reynolds will thrive if he's just...that guy reblogging gifsets of himself like "haha you guys are creative".

Not to be cringe on main but you just have to be...not a glossy product of yourself, to maintain some kind of comfortable nook and easy back-and-forth with the userbase. When it works for the people it works for, it's quite enjoyable for everyone involved.

Like we've all known for years Hozier is SOMEWHERE around here, just reblogging pictures of moss. You go, you moss-collecting cryptid man.

So, I realized I was bi before reading Percy Jackson, but never told anyone. I got the courage to tell my friends because of Nico, so, yeah.

rb with the percy jackson moment that made you realize you were queer