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you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

A friendly reminder as the RWRB movie approaches that none of the actors or actresses are obligated to share their sexual orientation with you. I don’t know if either of the two leads have come out or spoken publicly about whatever their sexuality might be, but let’s not have a repeat of Heartstopper and bully someone into submission.

this is so jesper ab wylan

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

Outline of a Viking ship

National Museum of Denmark, Viking Exhibit

Good for him

drew a constant mood on the mind

Birdie Jay

Straight to jail please

A moment of light during the siege

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

if steve and robin are mlm wlw solidarity, mike and max are mlm wlw hostility

Nothing scares me more than Jared firing the shots

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

I actually enjoy celebs being here. You only thrive if you don't try.

Madonna is on here. Her posts get like, 60 notes. Is she trying to make it anything more than a feed/extension of her Insta, though? Nah. She's just here. You want to see a Madonna thing? You can find it.

Neil shares thoughts and answers questions when the whim takes him, billions-deep ask box.

Ryan Reynolds will thrive if he's just...that guy reblogging gifsets of himself like "haha you guys are creative".

Not to be cringe on main but you just have to be...not a glossy product of yourself, to maintain some kind of comfortable nook and easy back-and-forth with the userbase. When it works for the people it works for, it's quite enjoyable for everyone involved.

Like we've all known for years Hozier is SOMEWHERE around here, just reblogging pictures of moss. You go, you moss-collecting cryptid man.

do interact: eldest siblings, ppl w mommy issues, playlist makers, fanfic writers, pineapple on pizza truthers, pop punk enjoyers, ppl who see a dark haired wet dog of a man & want his gender, polyglots, ppl who cry 3 times a year, astrology haters, tattoo addicts, humanities majors, tea drinkers, ppl who read 3 books at a time and ppl who love having short hair

The thing i love about slovak (and other slavic languages) is how they already have the "(derogatory)" and "(affectionate)" function already built in. Example:

Had - snake

Hadík - snake (affectionate)

Hadisko - snake (derogatory)

Like yes!!!!! Amazing function thank you!!!!

(these thing refer to size also, but it depends on the context imo)

for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.

me logging in to tumblr dot com posting incomprehensible shit, reblogging fifteen irrelevant gifsets and liking my mutuals vent posts then logging off