“Qual A Diferença De Um Corvo E Uma Escrivaninha?”

yall gonna ignore my stinky boy 😔

captain Curly

You're so pretty Like a star But not a technologic star A different star The one people dreams seeing But they don't know, That if you drive for a few hours You'll see that shinny Star That only the bumpkin know exactly where is it

ok, I want you to imagine that I have placed a tiny little wizard in the palm of your hand. they are no more than a few inches tall.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your scroll on tumblr today, thank you

that so... unreal

imagine being so bad that you make a ten year old child have depression and anxiety. And just don't give a fuck. I can't think of it, but there are more people like this than there are schools that actually do something.

I bet that if the fansvwas in charge making, it would be so much better! And it would even be fineshed faster

Sighs. Okay yeah i have thoughts about cgi toothless.

First of all, why does he look so... slimy? He feels too smooth. Like they just stretched some scaly skin over a skeleton and let it walk around. Immediately offputting.

His body language is. Fine? Am i being nitpicky or does it seem just the tiniest bit less expressive? I'm guessing this is either the scene right after hiccup cuts him free, in which case he should be way more intimidating, or the fish-sharing scene, in which case he should feel a little friendlier and more curious around hiccup. It's a quick shot so i won't put a ton of expectations onto it, but i think it's worth noting.

Okay this is a legitimately cool detail though. He has a secondary eyelid!! You can see it slipping away when he opens his eyes. That's a detail exclusive to the books so i like that they included something as small as that.

Sighs again. And this is the shot that prompted me to make this post.

Look at the original, and then look at the cgi version. I could write an essay about how inferior the cgi version is in comparison.

First off, they flattened his face. I swear every iteration of night furies after the first movie has just been compressing their snouts until they're sufficiently 'cute' enough for the audience to forget they're supposed to be sleek and aerodynamic.

Second, his eyes. Absolutely radioactive. I understand using a brighter colour for his eyes, especially in a relatively darker environment to make him stand out and seem more fantastical. But. They're just so bright. It's mildly unsettling how saturated they are compared to everything else.

Third, his eyes. Again.

Toothless is supposed to be terrified but still threatening in this scene, and the original shot conveys that perfectly. If it's a threat, then by all means hiccup should kill it or at least run, but instead he draws a connection between both of them being scared of the other and decides to cut him loose instead. And that's the core of their relationship. Toothless is staring him down with a slitted pupil that could just as easily be interpreted as "fuck around and find out" but hiccup just acknowledges that there's a frightened, injured animal in front of him that needs help, and he helps.

Is any of that conveyed in the cgi version? No!! It's trying so hard to be cute that it's gone full circle back to just being scary. The wide-eyed stare, the dilated pupil, he's basically just saying "🥺🥺 uwu pwease i'm so cute and innocent don't kill me aha 👉👈". Which is a lot less of a compelling reason for hiccup to free him!! Plus the fact that toothless turns up to look at him instead of lying and accepting his fate like in the original, which only makes it seem even more like he's trying to show off how apparently adorable he is.

Idk. Just the difference between the in-your-face sanitised cuteness of "teehe you wouldn't kill little old me would you? 🥺" and the expert subtlety of his "please don't hurt me" of the original doesn't give me high hopes for a toothless that stays true to his character from the first movie. Even from something as small as this. He's gonna get woobified. I can feel it.

It wasn't meant to be.

I think about him like Gluttony, not because his weight, but because I want him to desire me the way I desire food, even the bigest amount can be bigger. Even if we only talked once, about how teacher is stupid, and how Wrath is right. I think about him like Gluttony because he's my deadliest sin, and i never get enought.

Quem diria que eu tremeria se eu tomase um monte de remedio

Quando você abrir minhas entranhas, me diga a cor das minhas entranhas. Sera amarela, como os girassois de Van Gogh, azul como o céu, ou verde como a grama? Sera que minha tentativa tola e suicida de ter cores novamente funcionou?

I suggest you go do terapy, now

when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe