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I don't think you understand how much I need rodimus to be good at math. I mean a person who learned physics at university for FUN good.

And he doesn't even realize how good he is cause he uses it for art and for his creative outlets (you can't tell me carving on your desk with a knife is not a creative outlet).

He can literally do most math problems in under half hour cause his brain moves super fast (speeder and ADHD), but he doesn't realize it cause he doesn't even LIKE math. (Just like me for real).

He only finds out it's not normal to solve a math problem in under a half hour cause of the one time he walked into the labs while brainstorm was calculating and just casually looked at the board and point out a mistake. Brainstorm cries for about an hour cause of that.

Anyway, I need rodimus to be good at math but also really lazy about it so no one knows or believes brainstorm when he tries to tell them.

Hi, my brain decided to make something and I wanted to sure it with you.

So, imagine a lost light au where everyone on the crew know most of everyone's else backstory. Except non of them knows exactly what rodimus backstory is from before he joined the wreckers.

They know about nyon and that it was destroyed, but they don't know anything else, like why it was destroyed or how. (They all have different theories on rodi's backstory)

Then on day/night, whirl wanting to couse chaos (at either the ship's bar or just anywhere else with a lot of bots) just goes up to rodi and asks him why and how nyon was destroyed.

All of the other bots that are around just stop talking and look at whirl like he was more insane then usual. (They all are also interested to know but they also know that it's probably a bad idea asking)

Whirl looks at rodimus, expecting to get yelled at or for rodimus to just brush him of and change the subject.

And rodi being really sleep deprived (the cybertronian equivalent at least) and having no self control or filter at the moment, just starts to tell whirl (and all the other bots listening) with details why his home was destroyed, the exact way and how.

And rodi is saying it all weil smiling, completely unaware of whirl and all the other bots looking at him in horror and realizing "oh dam, our sunshine, childish, happy captain is traumatized more then 97% of the bots on the ship."

The next day after rodimus wakes up he remembers nothing of the night before, all he knows is that the crew started to listen and respect him more. (He as no idea why Magnus had whirl apologize to him for something nor why drift hugged him for three hours)

This is such a good ask and i love it!

Whirl is traumatized and Rodimus is super confused and a little paranoid someone is making an attempt on his life when the crew is so nice to him. Even RATCHET IS NICE!! And that NEVER happens!!

Poor roddy holes up in his room to let the hatred die down and now everyone thinks it from past trauma but its just toddy expecting another attempt on his life

FINALLY got a name for my tf cybervers au. It's now called- The yellow guardians au

From now on whenever I will post about it I will use that name. NOW onto more stuff about it:

- bee and cheetor know that the decepticons and autobots are on earth. Cheetor saw windblade when she was hiding from the seekers.

- bee was the reason that tell X started helping and listening to WB (windblade).

- bee is a triple changer, his alt forms are the car mode he uses in the show and an honey badger (there is a big chance that I will change it, but for now he's a badger).

- tell X doesn't tell WB about bee or cheetor cause bee asked him to keep secret about them.

That's everything for now. Hope you enjoyed my rambling.

This is a question for the JoJo's bizarre adventure fandom.

Do you have any fanfics where Joseph continued his hamon training and because of that looked about twenty/ early twenties in parts three and four?

Cause I think it's a cool concept but I don't wanna spend days/weeks looking through the tags for something that possibly doesn't exist.

I also think it will be really cool if in the fic, Suzy Q also learned how to use hamon so they could still grow old together. (Even if very slowly).

It's a giant PAN! maybe it's friendly! (The pan is friendly, but the one that has it in their servos, is not)

That statement is going to live rent free in Starscream's spark

I have an mdzs headcanon where Jin ling's first words where a-die/baba -(dad in Mandarin) to Jiang Cheng, because Jiang Cheng practically raised him and because he (Jin ling) saw other children call the man that raised them baba he called Jiang Cheng baba. And that is the story of how Jiang Cheng cried for the first time since wei wuxian died because of is nephew

Does anyone have any good Rodimus/ hot rod centric fics?

I can't find some good angst fic that focuses on him that doesn't include gataway. And it really annoys me.

Or one were he as powers ( I cannot remember whats it's called for the life of me) but he didn't tell anyone/ no one knows.

Either way I just want a good centric Rodimus fic.

I know the sort of common consensus is IDW Hot Rod/Rodimus being with the Wreckers (probably mainly because of AHM), or just a reserve Wrecker, but I would like to present another potential option:

SpecOps agent Hot Rod/Rodimus.

Living my best/worst (can't decide) life while thinking of the lost light crew doing some event were they need to wear clothes and somebot decides that femmes have to wear a dress and mechs have to wear a suit (is that how it's written?), And most of the crew respects it although they are confused by that.

And then the day of the party comes and everybot just loses their slag cause rodimus is wearing a combination of a dress and a suit.

And when asked why, he just says that he wasn't sure what he was supposed to wear.

And long story short that's how the crew finds out that rodimus is gender queer

After the drugs stops working, rodimus in the med bay getting a check up:

Ratchet:*looking at rodimus's processor* I'm not sure what chousd rodimus to act so strangely.

Ultra Magnus: I see, hopefully we could figure it out.

Rodimus: you know, I actually really enjoyed those last few hours. My processor wasn't going like 100 mph for once and I could actually focus on my work without getting distracted every two seconds.

Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and everybot else in the med bay: *Relishing that rodimus as the cybertronian equivalent of ADHD and none of them knew, including him* This explains so much and yet so little at the same time. Oh primus we're so stupid for not relishing.

Rodimus:*confused* are y'all ok? Did I miss something?

Drift: don't worry about it rodi. But just out of curiosity, do you remember who gave you the energon before you started filling weird?

Rodimus: yeah, it was getaway. Said he made it himself as a gift.

Drift and everybot else:*Relishing what getaway was trying to do* `I'm going to kill getaway`

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.