In All Honesty I Haven't Seen The Full Movie Yet, But I Did See A Lot Of It And Know The Order Of The

I made some transformers memes (they are mostly MTMTE and me shitting on Optimus)

I know close to nothing about MTMTE or the idw comics. But that will not stop me from making memes based on what I do know about it

I have too many headcanons about transformers characters and I don't have anyone to talk to about.

So, if this gets, like, a hundred likes, I am going to make a short list of my most prominent ones that are stuck in my brain twenty four seven.

Are there any fanfics of Caesar becoming Hermit Purple or do I need to be the change I want to see in the world?

So, for my yellow guardians au. Some more plot-

-it took cheetor and bee about 200,000 years to find bee the animal alt mode.

-wb and tell X found grimlock trough a faint energon signal from grim. (He still had a little bit, it was what made it possible for him to wake up trough the electric shock).

-bee followed the trio and left them clues to find the arc with cheetor. (They found the arc about 10 years before WB came to earth).

-bee does not have all of his memories, but he did remember some stuff trough the years with cheetor.

- one of the things bee remembered was "purple bad, red good." He as no idea why.

And that's everything for today, you can ask me about it if you want more or if you have ideas.

I'm always happy to just talk about different au's people have.

A little more on that idea-

The reason he acts so childish is because he died as the cybertronian equivalent of a teenager Or early twenties.

When Megatron finds out that he basically killed a teenager, and doomed that teenager to a life and a role that he didn't want. He is horrified with himself (I believe in Megatron having morals and not believing in killing sparkling or younglings during the war).

No one sees him for two weeks.

Also, after brainstorm finds out he starts working on a way for Rodimus to start aging again. Rodimus is very thankful for that, bit sadly no one lets brainstorm use what he invented for fear of it killing Rodimus.

Brainstorm came up with seven different ways, and made seven different machines for those ways, in two months. Three of those inventions can fix the problem, two of them will just make Rodimus a baby (no actual way of fixing that), one of them will actually kill Rodimus, and the last one will turn Rodimus invisible (not sure how that works).

I heard a sound on tik tok where a character said they are the same age forever, and that got my brain puting rodimus in there.

SO, rodimus who's stuck the same age he was as when he died, both physically and mentally.

The matrix revived him, but he just, stopped aging. He doesn't even realize it until someone points it out to him.

I imagine he doesn't tell the crew cause he doesn't want pity. But then one time he's very drunk and out of it and just starts talking and making everyone concerned.

Bumblebee: look alright, it was during bootcamp and I didn't know he was evil alright?!

Bulkhead: *crying because his best friend never told him about it*

Sari: *confused* what does fragged mean?

Prowl: *comforting bulkhead while trying to explain to sari in a child friendly way what fragged mean*

(crack TFA shit)

Optimus: Stand down Shockwave! You can't escape us!

Shockwave from the distance: I FRAGGED YOUR SCOUT AND TOOK HIS SEAL!!

*everyone stares at Bee confused*

Bumblebee: *Looks away with shame*

Ratchet grabbing him by the shoulders: LOOK ME IN THE OPTICS AND TELL ME HE IS LYING!

Bumblebee: *Starts sweating bullets*

Ratchet: LOOK AT ME!!

So, I finished cyberverse.

And I got more ideas for my lest cyberverse post. ( I'm making it my AU, it has no name yet but I will figure one out later)

SO, Cheetor found bumblebee's pod about two thousand years after humans first evolved ( the show didn't tell us when cheetor was created, so in this au he was created after humans evolved enough to be somewhat sentient). He took bee's pod to the Allspark and their the pod opened and bee woke up.

The Allspark spoke to bee and cheetor and so bee became a second keeper for the Allspark. (He still has no memories)

Bee and Cheetor became best friends (brothers) and protected the Allspark together.

Bee likes exploring the planet and he enjoys learning about the different beings in it. (still a scout at spark)

Cheetor helped bee choose anoter form for going around. (I still have no idea what animal it will be)

Thats everything I came up with, I will update when I have more

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

So, connected to my last post. I cannot draw for the life of me, BUT I can write what I want to happen in the style of incorrect qoutes.

So here you go and enjoy-

Megatron:* glowting about capturing the autobots and there human friends including the rescue bot and the Burns family* And after you are gone earth and Cybertron will be mine!

Heatwave:* annoyed and bored fire truck sounds*

Mega: Oh, bored now aren't you little autobot? Well you won't be after I disperse all of your little human pets. Starting with this one.

Mega:*Picks up Cody while aiming his cannon at him*

Heat:*breaks the stasis caps in anger and lounging at megatron* GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU @$_@_-#&-'$_:"$';$&'

Heat:* takes Cody out of megatrons servo*

Mega:*surprised little glitch noises*

Heat:* punches meg so hard in the stomach that he gets send out of earth's atmosphere and past Cybertron*

Everyone else (bot auto and con):* surprised Pikachu face*

Ratchet:* wanted this war to end already so he could see his husband again* ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE PUNCH FROM A RESCUE BOT?!?! OPTIMUS!! WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE HIM JOIN US SOONER?

Op: I did not know he could do that. Good job heatwave.

Heat: If the glitch wanted to live, he shouldn't have touched Cody.

This is a quick question.

Why is the name for the Perceptor x brainstorm ship simpatico? I don't mean to offend the fandom, I just really wanna know why its named that way