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yeah no, this is what bill looks like. 1000%

he is a gross greasy acne ridden nerd.

this is fucking canon

changed my human bill design a little

tried to make him appear annoying and gross to fit his voice!

(the hc about burnt hands is not mine! saw it on tiktok maybe a month ago?? cant remember whos it was)

HAPPY (super fucking late) VALENTINES DAY!!!!

(art + bonus under cut)

sorry for getting this in so late lol. i had wanted to do this all week (the first image), but never started because “i always have tomorrow!” and adhd… very much also adhd.

and it was supposed to be a lot better than some crappy meme format looking shit, but whatever. im actually pretty happy with how bill came out, though i wish i could’ve made it look like he was actually stretching and pulling at the shirt, instead of… whatever he’s doing in the picture.

and mike was supposed to be fully drawn out, not just the “:D” but i wanted to draw him in a more realistic style ive been trying lately, (but obv that didn’t work), and i wanted him to be like clenching his fist at his sides, smiling and giggling like a dork, all while trying not to bounce up and down with autistic joy. because he likes the shirt.

but i physically cannot draw mouths for the life of me.

anyways, the 2nd picture might look really good, but i just traced over a stock photo i thought was cute, coloured it in, and used my trusty dusty 2018 gacha life shading skills. (the only part that looks good is bills vest lol) and the more i look at it the more i eugh…. yk? artist shit man, istg.

but yeah, i don’t have a human bill design yet, because i cant for the life of me draw out what i think bill looks like as a human, because 1, idk, and two, it depends on the micheal (ik, im making this a lot harder for myself)

so this one was based off of @wackpedion‘s human bill design! (who is soooo fucking cute and adorable btw, checking out their art is a must)

and heres a lil treat for you guys; an unfinished relationship/ship chart from a long time ago!!! i thought some parts of it were funny, so i thought i’d share :’)

(i reviewed/revised it a lil bit, but im pretty sure most of that stuff isn’t really canon anymore)

but yeah, happy valenpines day <3

BAHAHAHA LMAOOO IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING FUNNY THIS IS

(eensy weensy text under the cut)

“can't comprehend the simple fucking concept that are beundaries. It's not that fucking hard to stop when im bawling my eyes out. I genuirely don't understand what's so diffisalt is wrap argund your thick fucking skull, when i say "I’d rather jump off a cliff than do that” THAT POESN'T MEAN TO TRY AND FUCKING COMPROMISE A SOLITION WHERE YOU STILL GET WHAT YOU WANT YOU FUCKING R&#@$%ED MANIPULATIVE BASTARD. FOR AN OMNIESSENT ALL KNOWING BEING YOU SURE ARE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. BILL I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A GLASS DICK I SWEAR TO GOD. I'M GOING TO SEND YOU SO FAR INTO HELL WHERE NOT EVEN YOR PARENTS CAN SAVE YOU. YOU OBTUSE SON OF A BITCH.”

grrr… im trying to draw something for valentines day BUT I HAVE NO ART OF MIKE WHATSOEVER!!!

like ive drawn him a million times have i not??? where did all my doodles of him goooooo

“telling someone only he acutely trusted would” STUT THE FUCK UP.

IM CLAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!! WE’VE REACHED PEAK COMEDY

like bill…. buddy…. how bad does a break up have to be if fucking GAME THEORY talks about it?????

I'm gonna throw up

OMFG I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT BILL SOUNDS LIKE EVRY TIME I HEAR HIS VOICE AGAIN I HAVE AN ANEURYSM IM LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF WHY DOES HE SOUND SO FUCKING GOOFY

I'm gonna throw up

WTF??? NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL LMAO

BRO IM SO BUSY I HAVE SHIT TO DO WHY’RE YOU MAKING ME DROP EVERY TO WATCH THIS 😭

I'm gonna throw up

STOPPP THIS IS SO CUTE WHAT???

Some animation practice from a week or so ago!

I've got a lot to learn about timing and stuff :')

so idk if yiu guys have read “the therapist” bill x reader fanfic on a03, BUT i just finished the first page (chapter? idk how a03 works lmao) i have some comments.

oh yeah almost didn’t spoiler this lmao

Spoiler for “the therapist”!!!!

ok so after bill started getting moody, the therapist was like “oh dw dude ill change into smth more familiar for you” and then i saw a future line out of the corner of my eye of bill having a panic attack, and istg. not fucking joking right now. i had ti take a whole moment away from my screen like “please dont fucking turn into a euclidian— please dont turn into a fucking euclidian…”

THEY FUCKING TURNED INTO A EUCLIDIAN. AND IF THAT WASNT BAD ENOUGH IT WAS HIS FUCKING MOM?????

LIKE WHAT???😭😭

NO YOU CANT— WTF?? WHAT??? IM ACTUALLY GOING FERAL WHY TF WOULD THEY DO THAT???😭😭

im going clynicly insane.

guys it is fucking 6 am.

i just read the angstyist bill one liner in a (beautiful) fic, im left there in awe, emotional, i scroll down to the next post

“you met this dorito looking ass in your dreams”

GOD DAMNIT I HATE THIS FANDOM 😭

hey party people, im about to start working on something (thati think is) really cool

and i wanted to give you guys a lore drop (which i thought of like a week or two ago)

before i forget about this fact entirely (just like what colour micheal’s eyes are)

prepare yourselves, this is a long one, and with that, bone apple teeth! (image unrelated)

So, in the beginning of micheal and bill’s “relationship” (like beginning few years) michael actually had a girlfriend, who had proposed to him, so the two were going to be married in a few weeks.

and bill didn’t like that. that was going to interfere with progress on the portal, which was already shitty because michael had no engineering capabilities whatsoever. (and/or bill was just jealous idk. haven’t decided how he acts in this universe)

so, while michael was sleeping, bill possessed him (because he didn’t know that he could do it while people were awake) and killed her in cold blood… and then prolly had a giggle session or something idk

and since michael was still in the mindscape due to becoming a soul whilst asleep, he had literally no concept of time whatsoever.

that’s relevant information because, bill proceeded to stay in his body for the next 12 days, letting the body rot in his bed, one; because he was too lazy to properly be rid of it, two; so he could actually get some work done on the portal, and three; he thought it would be funny to see michael’s face when he saw his rotting dead wife in his bed knowing it was far to late to save her

actually maybe thats a little too dark… idk…. maybe he wanted to teach him a lesson..?? idk guys.

anyway, you might be asking; how tf is mike so attached to bill after that??? how does he not despise him like ford??

the answer is: he never found out. he doesn’t know it was bill’s doing. and bill’s DEFINITELY not going to tell him now, due to the fact he’s the only one who gives two flying fucks about bill. and micheal just assumed it was due to natural causes and he was just dissociated the whole time, or was in a coma or something. (idk it was 40’s)

michael never had a funeral for her, because holy shit would that be suspicious?? but michael did bury her in his backyard/garden, surrounded by all the flowers she kept.

“Zoe A. Florance-Armstrong

beloved wife and daughter

may she rest in peace”

is probably what he put on her tombstone, which eventually became overgrown when bill’s shenanigans got worse, michael stopped leaving his house/going outside, all the flowers died, and her name was slowly obstructed by moss, vines, and greenery. symbolising the fact that michael was slowly forgetting about her. he was doing this both purposely and subconsciously.

purposely because he didn’t really know how to deal with grief, and he couldn’t really talk to anyone about it because, he didn’t have any friends that he was still in contact with. and obviously he couldn’t talk to bill because, well… its bill. so he just tried to push it down to the back of his mind to forget about it (which worked eventually, only certain trigger words will trigger cloudy memories of her existence, which brings him to tears, though he doesn’t remember/understand why)

subconsciously because by this point he was probably starting to develop Stockholm syndrome, and was getting more obsessed with bill overall, and just kinda… wasn’t thinking about her? (i swear i had more to say here, ill edit this if i think of anything else)

I'm reading journal 3 and I'll probably reread the end of book of bill, because im trying to get a better vibe of the events that transpire and get inspo. Im writing a billford thing and i want to make sure it aligns with canon, ESPECIALLY timeline wise. I was trying to figure this out on my own, but I shouldnt torture myself over this. So I'm just gonna ask people a question that's burning my mind:

Exactly how much time transpired between Ford meeting bill and the betrayal? How much time did they spend as friends? In my head I thought they were living their gayass partnership/romance for like 3 years, but according to the book, I feel like it's implying there was only one year from when they met, to when he was betrayed. Which is NOT a lot of time, and I'm kind of disappointed. Can anyone shine some light on this for me?? I want to make sure the thing im writing is in tandem with canon.

HAHAHHAHJAHHHSHSHSH LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT BILL HE’S SO….!!!!! AAHHGG?? YOU KNOW? IM GOING TO EXPLODE.

H... hello billford people...

If I didn't have commissions to work on, I swear I'd be drawing nothing but these two all day. I'd have a fucking graphic novella by now dksjhjskgh

But these are some doodles I've done while slacking off. I really hope you like them, I've honestly been excited to throw my stuff into the tumblr billford pile (seriously, there are SO many of you making artwork, and you're all so talented?? It's wild. It's like christmas every day.)

So.. I hope you like these! I like to think about Ford when he's all gullible and infatuated with his muse... before he wises up to bills bs.

hhihi

lmao just realising that this whole blog is dedicated to my gf au and yet i haven’t posted a single thing about the main guy it’s about 😭

(this is ugly as shit since i fucked up the line art so bad, so im gonna go over it on ibispaint)

yall want me to drop a bunch of storyboards (i use that term VERY LOOSELY) that i made about the goobers?

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Hi there!

I finally got around to request something for Bill ^⁠_⁠^

Could I get some Bill Cipher x reader headcanons during weirdmageddon? How would it look like being by his side as his s/o? I love this yellow triangle so much-

Have a nice day / night! <3

Being Bill Cipher's partner during Weirdmageddon! (GN Reader)

Notes: I'm surprised in all my time of being in the gravity falls fandom I've never written anything for it. I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: Unhealthy relationships

It’s all reliant on if we’re talking about canon Bill or a more fanon version where he’s capable of love. So I’ll write both!

Canon Bill would keep you around more as a plaything than a partner. A trophy, if you will. He’s taken over the world, the Pines were out of his hair, and all he needed now was a prize! And that little prize would be you! 

He will poke, push, and prod every one of your buttons until you give him a reaction. Getting angry towards him won’t do anything for you. It’ll just bring him to provoke you more.

Bill would give his henchmaniacs free rein to torment you as long as no fatal harm comes to your body.

Any privacy you thought you had is nonexistent. There are eyes everywhere. Literally!

Now, there’s another side I could imagine. It's a side that’s nicer but still nowhere near friendly. If you were a possible disciple of his, wanting to help him start the end of the world, you’d be treated slightly better. 

You’d be more like a servant than a trophy. He would give you more freedom in a way. Like sending you to do tasks that he can’t be bothered to do.

“Hey, disciple. Go run to the never ending forest dimension and send Mother Nature a message. She still owes me something.” There wouldn’t even be time for you to respond before he whisks you away with a snap of his fingers.

Now, moving on to a more romantic version of Bill!

Having been betrothed to the strongest being in the universe, you’ll be absolutely spoiled. Anything across the multiverse is yours. Bill can make it happen!

While he doesn’t need to sleep, he’ll set up a room just for you in the Fearamid. Ever seen a triangle-shaped bed? Well, now you have! The room would be decorated in the gaudiest decorations a demon could think of. I hope you like the color gold, you’ll be seeing it in your nightmares. The room would be soundproof as well. The party isn’t stopping just because Bill’s human needs some rest.

Affection with Bill won’t be typical by human standards. Rather than hugs and gentle touches, he’s a lot more aggressive. Punches on the arm, slaps on the back, and heavy-handed head rubs are more his style. But maybe if you beg, he’ll let you kiss one of his surfaces.

Trips to another dimension are always a fun date idea! You’ll be introduced to species and lands beyond your mortal comprehension. See anything you like here, go ahead and take it back to the Fearamid. What you want is yours to take!

Bill likes to go all out and party. He’s throwing the biggest and most chaotic wedding you’ll ever attend. Any guest that doesn’t bring a nice enough gift is either getting thrown into the worst dimension possible or turned to stone.

Good luck taking that ring off your finger, you’re bound to him for all of eternity!

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Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

…and again…

i need that

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao