Me Thinking Really Hard About Random Stupid Details About My Own Ocs Story:

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

I need a fort made of warm laundry. I don’t care if it’s not suitable for fort building. I NEED one. Reblog and add something to the fort! I’m sharing it with you guys!

Rice pudding is the mac and cheese of desserts

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

Library fines have gotten really weird since the change in management…

*rolls a twenty* uh yeah, you can do that

I steal the chromosome that prevents people from thinking the earth is flat

The username gets me every time

Joe Biden’s Spotify playlist got leaked and apparently that man has an entire playlist dedicated to Hatsune Miku. Various politicians and news reporters went crazy about it. Tons of memes followed.

“there is nothing more powerful than realizing that your wholeness is not defined by anything but you. people may add onto the beautiful pieces that already exist within you, but nothing they do could ever complete you. the keys to your acceptance have always belonged to you.”

— iambrillyant

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

I READ THE THIRD BOOK

I WAS FOOLED

THEY'RE NOT DEAD!!!!!

When the characters you got emotionally attached to all die in the end and you’re left an emotional, soon-to-be-heartless wreck