The Username Gets Me Every Time

do you think if i turn my brain on and off again it’ll be recalibrated and i’ll be fixed

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

KFC man got some cool kicks

Kicks. (at Sydney, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLKiRo1Aa9F/?igshid=fsfou7x55plu

How can one get a full ten hours of sleep and STILL be tired. It’s like my body is rejecting the sleep I’m giving it. JuST TAKE THE SLEEP! IT’S FOR YOU!

i wanna eat lightning. I just know it would taste good

Definitely

Person A: “Look, I’m so gay, I can’t even drive straight!”

Person B: “(Person A) WE’RE ON THE FUCKING HIGHWAY NOW IS NOT THE TIME!”

Submitted by @i-am-amy-amy-is-me

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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

holy shit shrek can legally get wasted

shrek is 15 years old today

There’s no better way to start your morning than with a little ✨chaos✨

Food fills the void in my soul. I don’t know which one though cus I have a couple.