The Patriarchy Is Me Never Actually Being Treated Bad By A Man But Constantly Being Surprised Whenever

cards against humanity phan edition out of context ❤️

Oh my gosh so meee 😋✌🏻

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

well, this life has been fun, but it’s about time for me to return to the woods to become a mossy stump again.

hi! i would just like to announce that i do not have a gender anymore. please refer to me only as pretty boy.

The duality

This is my personal experience idk if other can relate.

me:*is choking someone with a rope

them: ow that hurts

me: oh sorry *loosens noose*

y’know, sometimes i doubt i have mental illness, but then i have a panic attack about walking into my building and i think maybe this isn’t how it’s supposed to work

yeah, I’m an INFP

Idiot

Not very smart

Fucking stupid

Pretty dumb

thinking about being self-destructive today and binging bbc sherlock