Me:*is Choking Someone With A Rope

cards against humanity phan edition out of context ❤️

i'm SO BAD at calling people you could be talking about your mother dying and i WILL NOT listen to a single word you say. imma be there like "yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah." but be thinking about fucking frogs or sum

my whole life i've thought i was like lazy and stupid, but than i got an actual doctor and they were like "no, sweetie, that's depression, anxiety, and adhd". and i just love that for me.

"are you okay" girl i am on ao3 looking for fanfiction from my comfort ship when i was 12 what do you think

me wanting to complement someone: you are very pretty *checks profile for pronouns* ma’am

I am seriously questioning if I have adhd. But idk if I'm just pretending now cuz I think I have adhd and now act like how I read stuff but like I have kinda acted like that for ages but what if I just convinced myself now that I have adhd and I actually don't what

help

me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢

 kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star 

me:

requested by prune-eater

thinking about being self-destructive today and binging bbc sherlock

Look, I’m an intellectual, yes I KNOW that the Myers-Briggs Personality Classifications aren’t backed by any sort of science and they’re the basically the equivalent of party games and horoscopes, but it’s easier and quicker to say “I’m an INFP” than “I’m an introvert that overthinks everything and has outlandish ideas and feelings whose only redeeming qualities are that I’m nice and I can be smart sometimes”, get off my back and just let me be with my half-finished art projects and ancient stuffed animals