I Am Currently ✨anxiously Depressed✨

*trying to focus on either parents talking in car or podcast playing in my earbud in car*

*actually focuses on plastic bag being crumpled in lstead like a boss*

i hate it here

i'm SO BAD at calling people you could be talking about your mother dying and i WILL NOT listen to a single word you say. imma be there like "yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah." but be thinking about fucking frogs or sum

I want to be John Mulaney when I grow up

cards against humanity phan edition out of context ❤️

starting off 2021 w a serotonin spike thank u kings

Anyone else??

Anyone else want to change their life & become vegan, a minimalist, start a zero waste life style, run/workout every single day, actually do homework, & get a decent amount of sleep but just don’t know where to start.

my brain is just static at this point idek

"I'm not dead, I just forget to be a person sometimes."

- Ravenclaw after not talking to anyone for several days

hey i migjt be confused as shit but at least im cool as hell

me being a complete professional about scheduling meetings at work: i have a commitment at 4:00pm on Tuesday, but am happy to meet prior.