I Want To Be John Mulaney When I Grow Up

Reblog if your blog is ace/aro friendly...

So that I can follow you. 

To those who have a speech impediment: You are not an inconvenience. Your words have value no matter how long they take to come out. You deserve to be listened to and respected, anyone who doesn't treat you with kindness doesn't deserve you.

Griffindors are those who relie on their instincts. Those who take huge risks but still win. Those who do not plan and make it up as they go along. Those who are impulsive but not dumb. Just differently smart. Those who din only because they believe.

They are those who cry at night, when nobody is there. Those who doubt themselves and worry that they would lose. The fear that they are not good enough for the challenges given. And this their weakness.

Hufflepuffs are those who spend all their time with their friends. They always try to joke and laugh and they work. A lot. They are very hardworking. They complete their work very quickly so that they can spend more time with friends and family.

They are the ones who constantly worry whether everyone is alright or not. Whether their friends are fine, if they are being too pushy. If their friends do not want them. They work day and night because otherwise fear fills them and that is truly horrible

Slytherins are those who are punks on the outside and softies on the outside. They are loyal, but don't seem so. They are the ones who have sass battles with friends but lose willingly because they care. The ones who stand up to even their own blood for their friends. The ones to love and care even when they don't seem to.

They are the ones who silently cry because they can't reveal their softer side. The ones who close themselves up because they are afraid someone could break them. The ones who have been betrayed and now have shut themselves up completely. Because they can't risk it again.

Ravenclaws are those who know. Probably more than you. But they want to know even more. They are the ones who don't like anything they make. They constantly improve until they just can't anymore. They love to talk, and, once set off, they can talk for hours. And, when they talk, their eyes light up as bright as can be.

They are the ones who constantly worry about whether they are good enough. If their friends secretly hate them. They constantly need to be reminded that they are precious, that they are important, because if you don't, than they would become even more broken then they are now.

cards against humanity phan edition out of context ❤️

starting off 2021 w a serotonin spike thank u kings

I only hold value if I give something to the world

i am currently ✨anxiously depressed✨

me wanting to complement someone: you are very pretty *checks profile for pronouns* ma’am

one more year without a new sherlock series ✌🏻