I'm Laughing So Hard Right Now

Jedi of the year! insp

I wish you'd write a fic in which for once Myles is the one who gets to give Jaster grey hair! I feel for him lol.

“I cannot believe you,” Jaster says, muffled where his face is buried in his hands. “One week of leave and this—this—this is how you come back?”

Myles weighs whether he should be ashamed of himself, considers that last time Jaster got himself kidnapped because he pissed off a culty group of guardians around an ancient shrine, and promptly decides he regrets nothing. “I was only the Sith Emperor for three days before true love’s kiss broke the spell, it was fine.”

“Fine,” Jaster repeats, pained, and raises his head, leveling an incredulous look at Myles. There’s possibly more grey in his hair than there was a week ago. Myles should likely feel bad about that. He doesn’t. “Fine. Myles, you conquered a planet.”

“It was a small planet,” Myles defends. “Practically a moon.”

“You raised a fleet of Sith ghosts.”

“Revan was a lot politer than the stories say,” Myles says mildly, and only partially for the way Jaster practically twitches at that, his desire to shake Myles down for every single detail warring with his need to yell. With great amusement, Myles watches his jaw twitch, the vein in is forehead throb, and doesn’t grin, but—it takes more self-control than anything has in a very long time.

“You,” Jaster manages after a long moment of struggling with himself, “raised a fleet of Sith ghosts, took over a planet, threatened the Republic into handing over a Jedi, and then married him.”

Said Jedi, leaning back against the wall and looking entirely unbothered by this whole thing, raises a brow but doesn’t comment.

“That’s slightly out of order,” Myles says, and it’s kind of a defense. “We met before the Sith…incident. On my first night of leave. And Agen realized what was going on and broke the spell eventually.”

Jaster closes his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose. Myles is intimately familiar with that expression and the headache it’s meant to ward off, mostly because his beloved Mand’alor inflicts it on him frequently, and he tries hard not to let his smile slip into a smirk.

“But not before, of course, you gave every corner of the holonet enough material to sustain the one-credit romance novel industry for the next decade.”

“I've been informed that some of the offerings that have already come out are surprisingly decent,” Agen says, and Myles is going to kiss his husband square on the mouth.

As soon as they’re out of the office, maybe. If he tries it right now, Jaster's head might explode, and that would defeat the purpose of torturing him with this for the rest of his natural life.

Jaster stares, blank-faced, at Agen, like he expected nothing but still had his hopes crushed regardless.

Myles doesn’t laugh in his Mand’alor’s face, because it’s much more fun to laugh behind his back. “Revan said he’d visit after the honeymoon,” he says, perfectly mild. “And Agen knows that Jedi you were making eyes at—”

“Mace Windu, my lineage brother,” Agen puts in dutifully.

“I was not making eyes at him,” Jaster says, all deep offense and indignation, like Myles can't see him grab for a stylus and scribble the name down on the edge of a pad. “And I am not giving you time off for a honeymoon. In fact, I don’t think I'm ever going to give you so much as a single solitary day off ever again, if this is what happened after one week of vacation—”

Myles rolls his eyes. “I'm taking my husband back to our rooms,” he says, pointed, right over top of Jaster. “And you are not going to bother us for at least three days, or I’ll tell Arla that you chased off her first girlfriend.”

Jaster's face leeches of color. “You wouldn’t dare.”

“Try it and see,” Myles says, unwavering, and steps back. when he offers an arm, Agen takes it delicately, practically radiating amusement, and Myles smirks back at him, then turns precisely and leads him out the door.

The last thing he hears from inside is Jaster's long, despairing, heartfelt groan.

[On AO3]

The Guild Codex Character Theme Songs/Playlists

Tori Dawson: You Found Me - Kelly Clarkson; Legends Never Die - Against The Current

Aaron Sinclair: Second Chance - Shinedown

Kai Yamada: Never Good Enough - Citizen Soldier; It’s Not Over - Daughtry

Ezra Rowe: Demons - Imagine Dragons; Monster - Imagine Dragons; If These Scars Could Speak - Devil Inside (both by Citizen Soldier); Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down; Back From The Edge - James Arthur

Zak Andrii: Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

Robin Page: The Call - Regina Spektor; Used To Be - Arrows to Athens; Sad Song - We The Kings; Waiting For Superman - Daughtry

Zylas Vhal'yir: I’d Rather See Your Stars Implode - Slaves; Monster - Willyecho

Kit Morris: Be Somebody - Thousand Foot Krutch

Lienna Shen: Fighter - Christina Aguilera

Amalia Harper: Brave - Sara Bareilles

Saber Rose: One Woman Army - Porcelain Black; Angry Too - Lola Blanc; Thank You Hating Me - Citizen Soldier

Darius King: I’ll Fight - Daughtry; Natural - Imagine Dragons

Justin Dawson: Safe Inside - James Arthur Note: This list is not nearly finished - I plan to keep adding both songs and characters. If anyone out there has any suggestions, or other songs to add to existing assignments, or you just want to share your opinion on this theme list, feel free to share them!

Do I love Black Paladin Lance?

Yes, I do. Very much.

And do I love these lions?

WHAT A QUESTION.

So this realization came to me like a fucking lightning bolt, and I submit for your approval…

The OT3: [it was impossible to find a picture with Jaskier, Yennefer, and Geralt together I did my best]

The bottom:

The bottom who thinks he’s a top:

And the top:

My friend just said “no one cares about clexa”, so pls if you care for clexa just reblog or like this so that I can run in her face

RocoEn Tiny Playlist

Giant Woman

The Jam Song

Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart

When you realize that all these fuckers share the same voice actor

Ossus - Temple Ruins