You ever have an out of body experience and ask yourself what the hell is happening….
Cause like I was just reading some spicy fanfic and now I’m contemplating the size ratio of a dragon to its shmeat based off of background information like it’s size compared to a lake
And imma be honest the math ain’t mathing
and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku
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peux tu le sentir?
[listen]
True
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
The adhd modes of food
1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck
2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine
3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart
4. Mac And Cheese
I cant its to funny😂
Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.
mightypale pink-daisey