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this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

If you drive for 45 minutes in my country you’re probably still 1km away from home cause our traffic freaking sucks balls

I agree with him i hate lettuce as well

Matthew Gray Gubler goes on a Twitter rant and comes to the conclusion he hates lettuce

True story

I had a life once but then my friend showed me fan fictions and tumbler and I don't regret the decision to stick with them.😀

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

i bet you are

anyways look at this art project from when i was in grade two

Next time I think I should initiate ✨family fun time✨and decide to watch a movie 🎥 🍿🥤

Fucking 🛑 STOP 🛑 me these bitches can’t even sit through a studio ghibli movie without a whole convo and I’m sick of iT😷😑💀

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself