Diogenes The Cynic Circa ?BC

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My knee flared up really badly today (pain + swelling. Not fun. It hurts a lot.) and if you have time I’d love some headcanons for The Boys helping with it/how they’d react to it 🥺 I am soft and you write the best headcanons. I always come to your blog and scroll through to make sure I don’t miss anything

Note: oh no, I’m sorry you’re hurting! I’m glad you enjoy the headcanons, I hope you enjoy these too!! 💖

Agent Whiskey:

He’ll be the picture perfect doting man. You won’t have to lift a finger, won’t have to do anything if your knee is acting up. Not while he’s around. He’s always quick to get you any kind of medication, heat, ice, etc etc. that you may need to help you feel better as soon as possible.

Javier Peña:

He’ll be almost annoying in how he won’t let you move. If he comes home and finds chores done or food made, he’ll just give you a look that tells you you’re in trouble because those things were his job while you recovered. Doesn’t stop him from being unbearably soft around you too, though.

Din Djarin:

Din gets very protective. Like, moreso than usual. He’s keeping a very close eye on you, making sure you don’t strain it any more than it already is. He’ll filter through his meager amount of med supplies, trying to piece together something that might be able to help.

Catfish/Frankie Morales:

He knows a thing or two about basic medical training from the military, so he’s quick to make sure you’re keeping it rested and either on heat or ice. He’ll do everything for you without suggestion or complaint, just so you can get the most out of your recovery.

Ezra:

He’s immediately rigging together some makeshift medical supplies to try and ease your symptoms. He’ll even try and use the flora around you if the planet is conducive for it. Either way, he’s staying by your side while you recover. He can’t bear to leave you alone.

Oberyn Martell:

You will want for absolutely nothing while you’re recovering, and you can bet on that. He may not be the one to wait on you hand and foot, but someone will. Preferably while he’s lounged out beside you, taking naps and helping you recover through relaxation.

Maxwell Lord:

Maxwell is making VERY sure that you’re taken care of. It’ll be one of the few times he takes time off work, just so he doesn’t leave you alone while you’re in pain. Even if you insist that it’s fine and you can still fend for yourself, he’s still staying close by so he can handle everything himself.

calamitous love and insurmountable grief

Pairing: Ezra x female!reader

Summary: Ezra returns home after a long time away.

a/n: i’ve been wanting to write a fic with this title ever since the song came out. i think this is perfect for it. anyway, let me know what you think!!

warnings: angst, sexual themes (+18), miscarriage mentions

word count: 3.6k

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The dry leaves crunch beneath their boots as they walk down the small earthly road. The cold air makes him shiver, although he tries to hide it from her. She did tell him to buy an extra jacket at Central, but he didn’t listen. He was too eager to come back here.

To come back home.

Ezra didn’t plan to stay away for long, but the events that took place in the Green stalled him too much. One thing led to another and when he realized, three years had passed since he had left.

Three years since he left the planet with the promise of one last job. Three years since he last saw your face, stained with tears, begging him not to go. His heart clenches at the thought and the regret eats him up on the inside. All that time in that stupid toxic moon, there wasn’t a day he didn’t think of you. There wasn’t a night he spent wishing he was back here, with you in his arms as he read to you.

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Oh, oh honey no.... Also, Serbia wanted to keep the peace in Europe huh? (Sarcastically) Yeah, and Kaiser Wilhelm II wanted to become allies with Britain

There’s nothing I love more than dramatic irony in non fiction.

“In 1913, Tzar Nicholas ii decided to align himself with a new ally equally invested in keeping the peace in Europe. Serbia.”

So, I developed this habit ever since Tumblr became my go-to place for reader-insert fanfics of falling in love with characters from shows and movies that I have and will likely never see to the point of actually inserting myself into certain scenarios (i.e; I’ll rewrite the reader’s dialogue to be what I think I would actually say in the given situation)  and coming up with my own headcanons for certain scenarios, Good Omens (specifically Crowley), Doctor Who (specifically 10 and 11) and Sherlock (specifically the detective himself) are the biggest examples of this phenomenon. This also happens with shipping, in which case Johnlock is the biggest example. If I were to watch Sherlock, I would most defiantly see Sherlock and John only as close friends and just roll my eyes when the show is deliberately ship-teasing them. 

no need to check up on dean and cas in heaven, they’re thriving ♡

Aragorn: Legolas, can we talk? One ten to another?

Legolas: I am an eleven, but continue.

I second that

Not to be a slut but I wanna hold hands with Javier Peña.

Now I can't unsee it.... this 100% happened

Yeah, poor Lepidus; he was only a part of second triumvirate because both Augustus and Antony knew that he could be trusted to be a quiet third party

Ah yes, the second triumvirate: 

Octavian, Mark Anthony and *checks smudged writing on hand* Leprechaun