Now I Can't Unsee It.... This 100% Happened

sweet, sweet sugar

a blue jones x reader fic~

word count: a little over 1k

rating: m - for smut, and themes - he owns a brothel yall know this isn’t wholesome - some slight non-con 

summary: You work for Blue, but you’re in love with him. If only he would notice you….

a/n: so this was inspired by the gif below and i just wanted to try to write something different~ 

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tagging: @pascalispedro​, @tintinwrites​, @damndamer0n​, @mandoplease​, @darksideofclarke​, @yougottakeeponkeepinon​, @marvel-dameron​, @mylifeliterally​, @anetteaneta​, @hstott​, @waywaychuck, @charmantbarnes​, @oof-its-a-misfit​

xx

Sweet, Sweet Sugar

Is it wrong to be in love with someone who owns you? Not in the romantic sense, not like lovers so captivated by one other that the thought of being apart is a fate worse than death. No. Owned as in, you work for him. You make him money.

But you love him.

You wouldn’t bring him home to your mama. He’s cold. He’s calculating. He’s also charming, charismatic.

Some days you wonder if he’s the devil himself.

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Scourge also ft. Bone

F-Marry-Kill

Send me f-marry-kill asks!

Fandoms and characters:

Attack on Titan

Armin Arlet

Erwin Smith

Jean Krestain

Levi Ackerman

Mike

Doctor Who

9 

10

11 

Jack Harkness

Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts

Albus Potter

Draco Malfoy

Bill Weasley

Charlie Weasley

George Weasley

Fred Weasley

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Neville Longbottom

Newt Scamander

Theseus Scamander

Severus Snape

Percival Graves

Teddy Lupin

BBC Sherlock

Sherlock 

Mycroft

John 

Moriartiy

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Tamaki

Kyoya

Honey

Mori

Karou

Hikaru

Naruto

Kakashi

Lee

Gai

Shino

Shikamaru

Itachi

Iruka

Yamato

Sassori

Hidan

Gaara

Omui

A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones

Jon Snow

Brynden Tully

Stannis Baratheon

Robb Stark

Petyr Baelish/Littlefinger

Jorah Mormont

Tyrion Lannister

Jaime Lannister

Oberyn Martell

My Hero Academia

Deku

Iida

Kirishima

Kimimari

Dabi 

Twice

Aizawa

Hitoshi

Todoroki

Marvel

Stephen Strange

Charles Xavier 

Hank Mccoy

Scott Summers

Peter Maxinoff

Kurt Wagner

Bruce Banner

Thor 

Loki

Peter Parker

Scott Lang

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Logan Howlett

Gambit

Sean Cassidy

Quentin Beck

Everett Ross

Free!

Rin

Haru 

Makoto

Sosuke

Rei

Nagisa

Momo

Yuri! on Ice

Victor

JJ

Christpoh

Yurio

DC

Dick Grayson

Tim Drake

Wally West

Tempest

Booster Gold

Conner Kent

Hal Jordan

Kyle Rayner

Roy Harper

Oliver Queen

2P! Hetalia

America/Allen

Britian/Oliver

Prussia/Gilen

Germany/Lutz

Italy/Luciano

Romano/Flavino

Austria/Roland

Spain/Alejandro

France/Jacques

Canada/James

Hetalia

America/Alfred

Britain/Arthur

Canada/Matt

Denmark/Matthias

Finland/Tino

Germany/Ludwig

Greece/Heracles

Iceland/Emil

Italy/Feli

Japan/Kiku

Lithuania/Toris

Norway/Lukas

Prussia/Gilbert

Romano/Lovino

Russia/Ivan

Scotland/Allistor

Sweden/Berwald

Misc Characters

Klaus Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Anthony Janothnoy Crowley

Aziraphale

Alec Hardy

Sir Thomas Sharpe

Tommy Shelby

Marcus Pike

Javier Peña

Frankie Morales

Marcus Mareno

Misc anime characters

Roy Mustang

Hughes

Professor Stien

Gray Fullbuster

Sebastian

Ichigo

Ban

Loki (Fairy Tail)

Grell

BBC Merlin

Merlin

Gawaine

Percival

Lancelot

Youtubers

Arin Hansen

Dan Avidan

Jacksepticeye

Markiplier

Ross O’Donovan

Barry Kramer

Rhett Mclaughlin

Link Neal

Blue (Overly Sarcatic Productions)

Geoff Thew

Actors

Benedict Cumberbatch

David Tennant

Martin Freeman

Matt Smith

David Thewlis

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Evens

Chris Pine

Tom Hiddleston

Tom Holland

Tom Felton

Daniel Radcliffe

James Mcavoy

Jake Gyllenhaal

Pedro Pascal

Be creative, combine fandoms!

I hope the rest of Ryan’s life is spent with the knowledge that he had it all a loving wife, two amazing children, a good amount of fame, a good living, and he ruined it all. Nothing he does will remove the stain. No words can undo this. He blew it. He’ll be lucky if Laurie doesn’t divorce him, he’ll be lucky if he’s allowed to stay a part of his children’s lives, he’ll be lucky if he doesn’t end up in jail.

I want him to spend the rest of his life suffering for what he’s done.

Maybe, but I have a feeling that that wouldn't go well... I always remember that only the Mongols are capable of doing that

some fun wintery ideas!!!

invade russia

only i can touch you - javier x reader

Javier doesn’t like when people touch what’s not his - even if its for work.

whattup i am javiers filthy little whore. smut is below the cut its also on ao3 and if you like it consider buying me a ko-fi

Javier Peña didn’t like to share his girl. He didn’t like other men looking at you, thinking of you, nothing. He was protective, understandably so given his job. But when you had to go out on the field he was even worse. He was your shadow, he didn’t take his eyes off you. Which was terrible, considering you and him were tracking down people related to the biggest narco in Columbia and he needed to be focused on the job. You tried to get the ambassador to not assign you to someone else but she wouldn’t budge because he was on the other end insisting that the two of you stay together, along with Murphy.

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Baby Yoda: My Buir is the best Buir in the galaxy!!

Oh, boy. 

The Mandalorian 2.04: The Siege

My knee flared up really badly today (pain + swelling. Not fun. It hurts a lot.) and if you have time I’d love some headcanons for The Boys helping with it/how they’d react to it 🥺 I am soft and you write the best headcanons. I always come to your blog and scroll through to make sure I don’t miss anything

Note: oh no, I’m sorry you’re hurting! I’m glad you enjoy the headcanons, I hope you enjoy these too!! 💖

Agent Whiskey:

He’ll be the picture perfect doting man. You won’t have to lift a finger, won’t have to do anything if your knee is acting up. Not while he’s around. He’s always quick to get you any kind of medication, heat, ice, etc etc. that you may need to help you feel better as soon as possible.

Javier Peña:

He’ll be almost annoying in how he won’t let you move. If he comes home and finds chores done or food made, he’ll just give you a look that tells you you’re in trouble because those things were his job while you recovered. Doesn’t stop him from being unbearably soft around you too, though.

Din Djarin:

Din gets very protective. Like, moreso than usual. He’s keeping a very close eye on you, making sure you don’t strain it any more than it already is. He’ll filter through his meager amount of med supplies, trying to piece together something that might be able to help.

Catfish/Frankie Morales:

He knows a thing or two about basic medical training from the military, so he’s quick to make sure you’re keeping it rested and either on heat or ice. He’ll do everything for you without suggestion or complaint, just so you can get the most out of your recovery.

Ezra:

He’s immediately rigging together some makeshift medical supplies to try and ease your symptoms. He’ll even try and use the flora around you if the planet is conducive for it. Either way, he’s staying by your side while you recover. He can’t bear to leave you alone.

Oberyn Martell:

You will want for absolutely nothing while you’re recovering, and you can bet on that. He may not be the one to wait on you hand and foot, but someone will. Preferably while he’s lounged out beside you, taking naps and helping you recover through relaxation.

Maxwell Lord:

Maxwell is making VERY sure that you’re taken care of. It’ll be one of the few times he takes time off work, just so he doesn’t leave you alone while you’re in pain. Even if you insist that it’s fine and you can still fend for yourself, he’s still staying close by so he can handle everything himself.

The Divine Augustus is still watching over the world....

We act like Egypt was full of cursed objects... but I definitely believe that the Meroe Head of Augustus is the most cursed.

Best Pilot

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY NERDS!!!!! Here have some semi medium okay decent Poe Dameron smut in celebration!!! This is unedited because if I have to go back and read it I guarantee you it will not get posted because I am Insecure™ and the smut I have posted before was barely smut and this is a little more. It’s not super long, so I hope it doesn’t feel too rushed or anything. I hope everyone enjoys it! Also I am but a simple woman who has not had sex and the idea of a blow job kind of grosses me out, so that particular scene in this is real short, I hope that doesn’t disappoint anyone. Gods below, I’m gonna be known for having the longest author’s notes ever, aren’t I?

Pairing: Poe Dameron x reader

Fandom: Star Wars

Words: 1633

Rating: Explicit (18+ ONLY)

Warnings: oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex (be safe my dudes), teasing? (is that something I should mention? idk what I’m doing guys)

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