Oh God... Oberyn, Din no....
i saw a post from @support-local-bands about pedro’s characters as john mulaney quotes and my hand slipped? disclaimer: i learned about most of these characters through tumblr so if something’s grossly inaccurate that’s my bad (i had a really hard time with ezra’s???)
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Pero Tovar: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
Marcus Pike: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
Din Djarin: “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?”
Ezra: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice- that’s life!”
Agent Whiskey: “It’s perfume.”
Javier Peña: “STREET SMARTS!”
Maxwell Lord: “This is the height of luxury!”
Frankie Morales: “I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.”
Oberyn Martell: “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”
The Child trying to sneak a glance under Din’s helmet THE MANDALORIAN | 2.04
Diogenes the Cynic circa ?BC
BEHOLD, A MAN! *slams a raw chicken on the ground like a football*
Javier doesn’t like when people touch what’s not his - even if its for work.
whattup i am javiers filthy little whore. smut is below the cut its also on ao3 and if you like it consider buying me a ko-fi
Javier Peña didn’t like to share his girl. He didn’t like other men looking at you, thinking of you, nothing. He was protective, understandably so given his job. But when you had to go out on the field he was even worse. He was your shadow, he didn’t take his eyes off you. Which was terrible, considering you and him were tracking down people related to the biggest narco in Columbia and he needed to be focused on the job. You tried to get the ambassador to not assign you to someone else but she wouldn’t budge because he was on the other end insisting that the two of you stay together, along with Murphy.
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I adore that Pedro told the toy that he missed it simply because it's a toy version of Grogu. It's always the first thing I think of whenever I think of Pedro or The Mandolorian.
Pedro and Baby Yoda being too cute for words ♡
Mando Mando Mando Mando Mando Mando Mando
I think the creators of the Mandalorian seriously underestimated how batshit feral the internet was gonna go for one (1) armored man holding a baby
QOT MC: What language do you guys think Vivienne thinks in?
Remy: Maybe French?
Jett: Probably English.
Nikolai: It's obviously Mandarin.
Zoe: Bold of you to assume she thinks.
Fandoms
Books/Manga:
The Song of Achilles
A Song of Ice and Fire
Warriors (Erin Hunter) (as far as A Vision of Shadows for main arcs, Hawgwing's Journey for Super Editions and Shadows of the Clans for Novellas)
Tolkien
JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
Anime:
Naruto
My Hero Academia/Boku No Hero Academia
Castlevania
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Hetalia
Death Note
Attack on Titan
Avatar: The Last Airbender
TV Shows:
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance
The Flash
The Mandolorian
Power Rangers (Jungle Fury, Mystic Force, Dino Thunder and Operation Overdrive)
Star Trek (TOS and Next Gen)
The Umbrella Academy
Misc:
Critical Role
Winx Club
Pokemon
DCAU
MCU
Barbie movies
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5. Favorite ship from [IF]
6. If you could be friends with one (1) character from [IF] who would it be?
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10. What are your head cannons about [Character, IF, etc]?
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13. Any show/ book/ fandom/ etc you’ve been meaning to get into?
14. Any show/ book/ fandom/ etc that you only watch to finish it and can’t wait to leave forever?
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Make sure to fill in the fandoms you want whenever you see [IF] and characters for [character] and specify if you don’t have a preference
(Hey psst, guys please, even if you don’t really care just throw a number at me, please I beg of you)
Pairing: Ezra x female!reader
Summary: Ezra returns home after a long time away.
a/n: i’ve been wanting to write a fic with this title ever since the song came out. i think this is perfect for it. anyway, let me know what you think!!
warnings: angst, sexual themes (+18), miscarriage mentions
word count: 3.6k
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The dry leaves crunch beneath their boots as they walk down the small earthly road. The cold air makes him shiver, although he tries to hide it from her. She did tell him to buy an extra jacket at Central, but he didn’t listen. He was too eager to come back here.
To come back home.
Ezra didn’t plan to stay away for long, but the events that took place in the Green stalled him too much. One thing led to another and when he realized, three years had passed since he had left.
Three years since he left the planet with the promise of one last job. Three years since he last saw your face, stained with tears, begging him not to go. His heart clenches at the thought and the regret eats him up on the inside. All that time in that stupid toxic moon, there wasn’t a day he didn’t think of you. There wasn’t a night he spent wishing he was back here, with you in his arms as he read to you.
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Really you have two options if Oberyn decided to use his body as a squirty cream canvas: Either lick it off him or decide to add onto his picture, perhaps his smiley a nice beard extending down the rest of Oberyn’s torso. Maybe you could a third route a draw a smiley of your own on your chest??
Anon’s third eye is wide fuckin open this evening and I am HERE for it
Kat or Kit|23|Pedro Pascal currently owns my heart, mind and soul|
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