THE MANDALORIAN (S2, Chapter 10 - The Passenger)

Mando Mando Mando Mando Mando Mando Mando

Soap: *sitting next to Ghost while squeezing a rubber chicken*

Ghost: *ignoring him*

Soap: *squeezes the chicken right next to his ear*

Ghost: *hits Soap in the stomach as a response, causing Soap to double over in pain and flops onto Ghost's lap*

Ghost: *starts petting Soap's head as if he didn't just hit him*

Alejandro: You two have a very interesting way of showing your love for one another

Diogenes the Cynic circa ?BC

BEHOLD, A MAN! *slams a raw chicken on the ground like a football*

Feel free to ask me any of these or anything else you can think of!!!

ASK AWAY

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

HAPPY VDAY

Angry sex with Oberyn Martell would include :

(Woooo more nasty prompts! Woooo Oberyn :3 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)

-Him usually trying his best to dissolve the situation with his calmest tone, only to gradually grow hot tempered from your loud tone

-Him getting in on it with you and raising his voice as well at you until you’d both come to a stop

-Him inching closer to your face and whispering to you how mad he is at you for you behavior, only to tell you that he must punish you for this

-Him grabbing your arms and feverishly pressing his lips to yours, taking complete control of you

-Him biting your neck and kissing it as he pushes you up against the nearest wall

-Him slapping your ass for your “behavior” as he teases you with his words, only to grip you back to feel you

-Him pushing you down your knees and making you pleasure him with your mouth

-Him surprising you by pulling you back up and thrusting into you as he picks you up

-Him holding you tightly to him and making you scream as he thrusts wildly into you

-Him smirking after all of it and asking you if you’ll behave next time, only to reward you whatever answer you give him

Jack, please get glasses...

How would Whiskey react if you took him to a cat cafe to try to teach him what cats are once and for all? -T🐈‍⬛C

Honey look at all these possums

So, uhhh... where are my SPN, Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac mutuals at? (full disclaimer: I've never actually watched Supernatural and as far as Pedro and Oscar go; I've only seen their work for Star Wars (at least, I think that's the case for Oscar... I'm not 100% sure actually...)

I've fallen into both the Pedro Pascal and Supernatural holes, and it looks I'm not gonna find my way out any time soon....well been in the Pedro hole for two years now and the Supernatural one for three... may need help, will keep posted

literally just sitting here eating lunch and i thought about pedro looking up at you for a second after eating you out for soooo long and you’re literally dripping off his chin and he has the most shit eating grin on his face, but also it’s lowkey heart eyes as he watches you take strained breaths and toss your head from side to side, your hand gripping his forearm to ground yourself while he puts in WORK making your pussy feel like a shooting star 👀 i know that man lives to eat it i just know

PEDRO EATS PUSSY LIKE A GOD PASS IT ON

Koda, signing: Hi my name is Koda with a B, and I've been afraid of bugs my whole life

Aizawa: Stop, where's the B?

Koda: ᴛʜᴇʀᴇs ᴀ ʙᴇᴇ?